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"The Foreign Office occupies two of the larger minarets and a copper pagoda in Wilmot's End. Wipe your feet."^[1]

The Foreign Office is an almost completely autonomous wing of London's government^[2] that is responsible for appointing colonial governors of Port Carnelian.^[3] Staffed by spies and diplomats, it reports only to the Ministry of Public Decency, to which it submits monthly dispatches of its doings.^[4] It is headquartered at a copper pagoda in Wilmot's End, which has become surrounded by an eclectic variety of architectural additions.^[5]

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"[There are] two major departments within the Foreign Office. They both have grand titles, but down here, they're known as the Face and the Teeth."^[6]

The Foreign Office has two primary departments, which are colloquially called the Face and the Teeth.^[7] They have a professional rivalry; each acknowledges the value of the other’s work, while disdaining the other’s methods.^[8]^[9] Employment at the Office is for life. No one ever truly leaves, at least not officially.^[10]

The Teeth[edit]

"Go to the University and note the names of any promising students. I'm looking for wit, resourcefulness and a certain lack of moral scruples. Soft, unblemished skin also goes a long way."^[11]

Headed by the Devout Intriguer, the Teeth handle intelligence-gathering and the resolution of diplomatic incidents. They are often found far from London, but when they do remain within the city, they typically lurk in Wilmot's End or congregate in their chapel.^[12] The Teeth are in fact entirely comprised of snuffers,^[13] many of whom were recruited from the University.^[14] Their chapel is not Anglican, nor does it bear the symbols of any other Surface religion; rather, it features stained-glass birds, marble butterflies, golden bees, and statues of angels.^[15] It is pertinent to note that all of these beings can fly, and thus "carry with them the airs of the Garden."^[16]

The Face[edit]

"The Foreign Office doesn't usually take girls, but I talked to them. They couldn't say no after they heard her sing! Singing's very important, there..."^[17]

The Face manage diplomats, foreign dignitaries, and overseas relations, and are overseen by the Cultured Attaché. Most of their members remain in London, stationed at the Foreign Office itself.^[18] The Face usually recruit urchins and children of impoverished families^[19] in a program called the Songbird Initiative.^[20] These children are selected for their good singing voices; if they accept an offer from a "Songbird" within the agency, they are removed from their former life and friends for security reasons,^[21] and their families are financially compensated where possible.^[22] Those who pass examination through a musical "performance" are educated and shaped for service,^[19] creating squeaky-clean little diplomats loyal to the Office.^[23] Most of the children recruited are boys, but exceptions may be made if a Songbird discovers a girl with an extraordinary voice.^[24]

Perhaps the strangest thing about the Face, however, is their dining habits. Their agents may be elegant, witty, and polished, but they are appallingly mannered at the dinner table.^[25] At the Office, the Face do not have a grand dining hall, only deep, velvet-draped booths for solitary diners and small groups.^[26] And for good reason; they are cannibals,^[27]^[28] and it is not uncommon for them to eat raw meat with their bare hands.^[29] They worship a being they call "the Saint,"^[30] whom they summon to the rooftop of the Office^[31] via choir songs, hence their selection process.^[32] It is their patron and protector, but also afflicts them with monstrous hunger and nightmares,^[33] the latter of which must be soothed with a special tea grown in the Flit.^[34] Outsiders may recognize this entity as the Vake.^[35]

Other Known Departments[edit]

"They said I'd never make a decent spy. Not charming. Not attractive. Can't blend in. But once you're recruited, they don't let you go. And they have other uses. They have so many other uses. Just like this one. Allow me to lend you a knife!"^[36]

The Toe is a secret department that employs imps as assassins.^[37] Candidates lacking the necessary traits for traditional espionage are redirected here, at least if they happen to have a talent for murder.^[38]

The archival wing manages the Office's extensive records.^[39] Most documents are encrypted using elaborate nonsensical code.^[40]

Historical Inspirations[edit]

The Foreign Office is located in a pagoda, which may have once been the Great Pagoda in Kew Gardens. The Pagoda is not a very large building in real life, but perhaps it could have been destroyed in the Fall of London and then rebuilt. All this said, it could also have been built around a Fourth City pagoda.

References[edit]

↑ The Foreign Office, Fallen London
↑ A posting with the Foreign Office, Fallen London "[...] You see, the Foreign Office is a law unto itself. They're mad as hares, if you ask me. And one can't just… use one's influence with them, as one can with the other arms of government. They don't listen to anyone - not even those d—nable sheet-wearing tradesmen at the Bazaar. [...]"
↑ The Face of London, Fallen London "What a pleasure it is to see you again […] And how happy I am to grant you this honour: the governorship of Port Carnelian. […]"
↑ Escort duty, Fallen London "A senior diplomat and a veteran spy collar you beside the bust of Lord Palmerston. "Would you mind accompanying this month's reports to the archives at Decency?""
↑ A particularly foreign office, Fallen London "The core of the building is a copper pagoda. But neo-classical wings give way to hollow marble arches, rainbow glass towers and basalt tombs. It's a warren. [...]"
↑ A particularly foreign office, Fallen London
↑ A particularly foreign office, Fallen London "[...] two major departments within the Foreign Office. They both have grand titles, but down here, they're known as the Face and the Teeth."
↑ Can you make a good impression?, Fallen London "[...] Just watch out for those scoundrels in the Teeth. Valuable work, I know, but terrible people. Don't go anywhere alone with them."
↑ Introduce yourself, Fallen London "[...] We may have business in the future. Just stay away from those heathens in the Face. They lack all morals, and their table habits are disgusting."
↑ Paisley, Fallen London "[...] But once you're recruited, they don't let you go. [...]"
↑ Recruiting at the University, Fallen London
↑ A particularly foreign office, Fallen London "[...] The Teeth concern themselves with matters of intelligence and the resolution of diplomatic incidents. Most of the people you see here are from the Face. The Teeth tend to be dispersed abroad, or larking about in Wilmot's End, or in chapel. [...]"
↑ Taking a look, Fallen London "Snuffers. The thieves of faces, who haunt New Newgate, who consume candles, who die so much more easily than men. The Teeth are all Snuffers."
↑ Making friends with students, Fallen London "Go to the University and note the names of any promising students. I'm looking for wit, resourcefulness and a certain lack of moral scruples. Soft, unblemished skin also goes a long way."
↑ Taking a look, Fallen London "The chapel is far from orthodox. There are no crosses or crescents or stars. But there are statues of angels. Stained-glass birds. Tiny golden bees. A butterfly in marble."
↑ Order Vespertine, Perilous, Fallen London "You shall harm no thing that flies, for they carry with them the airs of the Garden. No bee, no bird, no bat."
↑ HOJOTOHO! (Story), Fallen London
↑ A particularly foreign office, Fallen London "...two major departments within the Foreign Office. They both have grand titles, but down here, they're known as the Face and the Teeth. The Face furnishes diplomats, mediates foreign travel and looks after dignitaries from overseas. [...]"
↑ ^19.0 ^19.1 Charm your way into the committee room, Fallen London "[...] The Face selects its candidates very young, and from usually poor homes. Many are street urchins, or the children of the working folk of Spite and Wolfstack. Curiously, one of the most important criteria is a good singing voice. There's an event in each child's selection process called a 'performance' – although they talk artfully around the details. If the performance is successful, the child is educated and shaped for service."
↑ HOJOTOHO! (Story), Fallen London "'What matters is the message I'm here to deliver: stop interfering with the Songbird Initiative.'"
↑ HOJOTOHO!, Fallen London "I wasn't stolen, you know. The Foreign Office asked me to join, and I accepted. We all did! One of the diplomats heard me singing, and he arranged for a Songbird to make me an offer. They give us food and tea, and teach us to sing and do espionage. [...] The only downside is that I can't talk to my old friends, for fear of compromising my identity."
↑ Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "'J has found a pair of candidates in Flowerdene. Both sing like angels. Second one is female – is that a problem? Paid family usual rates for them.'"
↑ HOJOTOHO!, Fallen London "You are led to a croissant-laden table where a young boy in a fitted suit sits. [...] The child beams up at you. He is aggressively clean; he even smells of carbolic. He stands up to shake your hand. "Sit down, won't you? We've much to discuss.""
↑ HOJOTOHO!, Fallen London "[...] The Foreign Office doesn't usually take girls, but I talked to them. They couldn't say no after they heard her sing! Singing's very important, there [...]"
↑ Wrangle an invitation, Fallen London "[...] You're surprised to see several of them fumble basic points of dining etiquette, but their charm and wit brings them back into the game every time. Where did they learn their table manners?"
↑ Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "Members of the Face like to eat alone or in small groups. There is no large dining room, but the Cultured Attaché leads you to one of several secluded booths. Deep upholstery and heavy velvet curtains. A stout waiter appears and raises an eyebrow at your host. The Cultured Attaché nods and the waiter departs. You don't need a menu, it seems."
↑ The Garrulous Agent, Fallen London "[...] '...paid the undertaker five Echoes. Still fresh, though. Looks delicious...' [...]"
↑ Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "You are not one of us, but we like you. I like you. I think you have a future among us. Away from those detestable unbred cannibals of the Face. [...]"
↑ HOJOTOHO!, Fallen London "The child blushes. "I— it's how everyone there eats!" he cries. "They eat as they please. I'm better than most of them. At least I like my food cooked, and I mostly use my knife and fork.""
↑ The Press and the Dutch, Fallen London "The Devout Intriguer is having a screaming argument with a diplomat from the Face. You hear "...or I'll feed you to the Saint on the roof!" before she turns to you."
↑ Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "The diplomats and functionaries of the Face are going up to the roof, apparently to meet someone. With them is a nervous small boy you've not seen before. Avuncular diplomats take it in turns to pull his cheek and give him coins."
↑ Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "[...] The boy starts to sing. [...] What a talent! Where did they find him? He looks like every other grubby urchin in London. [...] Each and every diplomat and functionary launches into song. They're pitch perfect! And what gusto! This is surely London's finest choir. [...] Something up there [...] a winged blackness. [...] It soars around the roof once, twice, thrice, drinking in the music. [...] Back down to tea and smiles. The urchin lad takes a few more coins and is sent on his way."
↑ Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "[...] we in the Face suffer a certain affliction. You know that we have each performed for... the thing on the roof. It is our patron and protector, but there is a cost. We suffer terribly with nightmares. [...] But worse, we have... appetites. I mean to say, we're not like the face-stealing scoundrels of the Teeth. But... well, let's just say you'd better not share my lunch. You don't need that sort of vitality."
↑ Strike up a conversation at the tea urn, Fallen London "The courier takes a gulp of his heavy brew. "Marvellous, isn't it? Our own blend. It grows all the way up in the Flit, you see. It gives me such lovely dreams." His smile would shame a hyena."
↑ Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "That night you dream of flying through endless airless voids and of the taste of human flesh. A voice far away screams 'SEE! YOU! FACE! KNOWN! FACE KNOWN! TASTE! FLESH!'."
↑ Paisley (Story), Fallen London
↑ Paisley, Fallen London "Mortimer never mattered. We don't care about little dynamite plots. But his outfit violates territorial sovereignty. Sentient non-living items fall under Polythreme's jurisdiction. For a clothes-colony to gain consciousness inside London represents a potential invasion. Too sensitive for the Masters to directly intervene. Too big for Concord Square. I'm from the Foreign Office. Not any department that you'd know about."
↑ Paisley, Fallen London "I've always disliked formal dress myself," says the assassin [...] "They said I'd never make a decent spy. [...] But once you're recruited, they don't let you go. And they have other uses. They have so many other uses."
↑ The Report Courier, Fallen London "The courier emerges from the bronze and jade doors of the archive department. He's carrying a thick report."
↑ It's all about the attitude, Fallen London "You have Shroom-hopping Results Measured Against Unterzee Vulcanism, The Belgians are Coming!, The Tsar's Mechanical Ferret Army and On the Wisdom of Not Inviting the Bishop of Southwark to State Dinners. All – apart from the last one – are complete nonsense. Detailed, highly consistent nonsense, but nonsense nonetheless."

[1] The Foreign Office, Fallen London

[2] A posting with the Foreign Office, Fallen London "[...] You see, the Foreign Office is a law unto itself. They're mad as hares, if you ask me. And one can't just… use one's influence with them, as one can with the other arms of government. They don't listen to anyone - not even those d—nable sheet-wearing tradesmen at the Bazaar. [...]"

[3] The Face of London, Fallen London "What a pleasure it is to see you again […] And how happy I am to grant you this honour: the governorship of Port Carnelian. […]"

[4] Escort duty, Fallen London "A senior diplomat and a veteran spy collar you beside the bust of Lord Palmerston. "Would you mind accompanying this month's reports to the archives at Decency?""

[5] A particularly foreign office, Fallen London "The core of the building is a copper pagoda. But neo-classical wings give way to hollow marble arches, rainbow glass towers and basalt tombs. It's a warren. [...]"

[6] A particularly foreign office, Fallen London

[7] A particularly foreign office, Fallen London "[...] two major departments within the Foreign Office. They both have grand titles, but down here, they're known as the Face and the Teeth."

[8] Can you make a good impression?, Fallen London "[...] Just watch out for those scoundrels in the Teeth. Valuable work, I know, but terrible people. Don't go anywhere alone with them."

[9] Introduce yourself, Fallen London "[...] We may have business in the future. Just stay away from those heathens in the Face. They lack all morals, and their table habits are disgusting."

[10] Paisley, Fallen London "[...] But once you're recruited, they don't let you go. [...]"

[11] Recruiting at the University, Fallen London

[12] A particularly foreign office, Fallen London "[...] The Teeth concern themselves with matters of intelligence and the resolution of diplomatic incidents. Most of the people you see here are from the Face. The Teeth tend to be dispersed abroad, or larking about in Wilmot's End, or in chapel. [...]"

[13] Taking a look, Fallen London "Snuffers. The thieves of faces, who haunt New Newgate, who consume candles, who die so much more easily than men. The Teeth are all Snuffers."

[14] Making friends with students, Fallen London "Go to the University and note the names of any promising students. I'm looking for wit, resourcefulness and a certain lack of moral scruples. Soft, unblemished skin also goes a long way."

[15] Taking a look, Fallen London "The chapel is far from orthodox. There are no crosses or crescents or stars. But there are statues of angels. Stained-glass birds. Tiny golden bees. A butterfly in marble."

[:02-16] Order Vespertine, Perilous, Fallen London "You shall harm no thing that flies, for they carry with them the airs of the Garden. No bee, no bird, no bat."

[17] HOJOTOHO! (Story), Fallen London

[18] A particularly foreign office, Fallen London "...two major departments within the Foreign Office. They both have grand titles, but down here, they're known as the Face and the Teeth. The Face furnishes diplomats, mediates foreign travel and looks after dignitaries from overseas. [...]"

[:0-19] 19.0 ^19.1 Charm your way into the committee room, Fallen London "[...] The Face selects its candidates very young, and from usually poor homes. Many are street urchins, or the children of the working folk of Spite and Wolfstack. Curiously, one of the most important criteria is a good singing voice. There's an event in each child's selection process called a 'performance' – although they talk artfully around the details. If the performance is successful, the child is educated and shaped for service."

[20] HOJOTOHO! (Story), Fallen London "'What matters is the message I'm here to deliver: stop interfering with the Songbird Initiative.'"

[21] HOJOTOHO!, Fallen London "I wasn't stolen, you know. The Foreign Office asked me to join, and I accepted. We all did! One of the diplomats heard me singing, and he arranged for a Songbird to make me an offer. They give us food and tea, and teach us to sing and do espionage. [...] The only downside is that I can't talk to my old friends, for fear of compromising my identity."

[22] Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "'J has found a pair of candidates in Flowerdene. Both sing like angels. Second one is female – is that a problem? Paid family usual rates for them.'"

[23] HOJOTOHO!, Fallen London "You are led to a croissant-laden table where a young boy in a fitted suit sits. [...] The child beams up at you. He is aggressively clean; he even smells of carbolic. He stands up to shake your hand. "Sit down, won't you? We've much to discuss.""

[24] HOJOTOHO!, Fallen London "[...] The Foreign Office doesn't usually take girls, but I talked to them. They couldn't say no after they heard her sing! Singing's very important, there [...]"

[25] Wrangle an invitation, Fallen London "[...] You're surprised to see several of them fumble basic points of dining etiquette, but their charm and wit brings them back into the game every time. Where did they learn their table manners?"

[26] Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "Members of the Face like to eat alone or in small groups. There is no large dining room, but the Cultured Attaché leads you to one of several secluded booths. Deep upholstery and heavy velvet curtains. A stout waiter appears and raises an eyebrow at your host. The Cultured Attaché nods and the waiter departs. You don't need a menu, it seems."

[27] The Garrulous Agent, Fallen London "[...] '...paid the undertaker five Echoes. Still fresh, though. Looks delicious...' [...]"

[28] Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "You are not one of us, but we like you. I like you. I think you have a future among us. Away from those detestable unbred cannibals of the Face. [...]"

[29] HOJOTOHO!, Fallen London "The child blushes. "I— it's how everyone there eats!" he cries. "They eat as they please. I'm better than most of them. At least I like my food cooked, and I mostly use my knife and fork.""

[30] The Press and the Dutch, Fallen London "The Devout Intriguer is having a screaming argument with a diplomat from the Face. You hear "...or I'll feed you to the Saint on the roof!" before she turns to you."

[31] Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "The diplomats and functionaries of the Face are going up to the roof, apparently to meet someone. With them is a nervous small boy you've not seen before. Avuncular diplomats take it in turns to pull his cheek and give him coins."

[32] Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "[...] The boy starts to sing. [...] What a talent! Where did they find him? He looks like every other grubby urchin in London. [...] Each and every diplomat and functionary launches into song. They're pitch perfect! And what gusto! This is surely London's finest choir. [...] Something up there [...] a winged blackness. [...] It soars around the roof once, twice, thrice, drinking in the music. [...] Back down to tea and smiles. The urchin lad takes a few more coins and is sent on his way."

[33] Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "[...] we in the Face suffer a certain affliction. You know that we have each performed for... the thing on the roof. It is our patron and protector, but there is a cost. We suffer terribly with nightmares. [...] But worse, we have... appetites. I mean to say, we're not like the face-stealing scoundrels of the Teeth. But... well, let's just say you'd better not share my lunch. You don't need that sort of vitality."

[34] Strike up a conversation at the tea urn, Fallen London "The courier takes a gulp of his heavy brew. "Marvellous, isn't it? Our own blend. It grows all the way up in the Flit, you see. It gives me such lovely dreams." His smile would shame a hyena."

[35] Mysteries of the Foreign Office, Fallen London "That night you dream of flying through endless airless voids and of the taste of human flesh. A voice far away screams 'SEE! YOU! FACE! KNOWN! FACE KNOWN! TASTE! FLESH!'."

[36] Paisley (Story), Fallen London

[37] Paisley, Fallen London "Mortimer never mattered. We don't care about little dynamite plots. But his outfit violates territorial sovereignty. Sentient non-living items fall under Polythreme's jurisdiction. For a clothes-colony to gain consciousness inside London represents a potential invasion. Too sensitive for the Masters to directly intervene. Too big for Concord Square. I'm from the Foreign Office. Not any department that you'd know about."

[38] Paisley, Fallen London "I've always disliked formal dress myself," says the assassin [...] "They said I'd never make a decent spy. [...] But once you're recruited, they don't let you go. And they have other uses. They have so many other uses."

[39] The Report Courier, Fallen London "The courier emerges from the bronze and jade doors of the archive department. He's carrying a thick report."

[40] It's all about the attitude, Fallen London "You have Shroom-hopping Results Measured Against Unterzee Vulcanism, The Belgians are Coming!, The Tsar's Mechanical Ferret Army and On the Wisdom of Not Inviting the Bishop of Southwark to State Dinners. All – apart from the last one – are complete nonsense. Detailed, highly consistent nonsense, but nonsense nonetheless."

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 |image1 = Foreignoffice.png
 |location= [[Wilmot's End]]
-|notable_inhabitants = Cultured Attaché (Face Leader)<br>Devout Intriguer (Teeth Leader)
+|notable_inhabitants = The Cultured Attaché<br>The Devout Intriguer
 |allegiance=[[London]]<br>[[The Great Game]]<br><font color="white"><span style="background-color: white">[[The Vake|<span style = "color:white">The Vake</span>]] (patron)</span></font>
-}}<blockquote>''The Foreign Office occupies two of the larger minarets and a copper pagoda in Wilmot's End. Wipe your feet.''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Foreign_Office The Foreign Office, ''Fallen London'']</ref></blockquote>'''The Foreign Office''' is a near-autonomous institution located in [[Wilmot's End|Wilmot’s End]], operating independently of the rest of [[London]]’s government.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_posting_with_the_Foreign_Office A posting with the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] You see, the Foreign Office is a law unto itself. They're mad as hares, if you ask me. And one can't just… use one's influence with them, as one can with the other arms of government. They don't listen to anyone - not even those d—nable sheet-wearing tradesmen at the Bazaar. [...]"''</ref> Staffed by spies and diplomats, it reports only to the [[The Ministry of Public Decency|Ministry of Public Decency]], submitting monthly dispatches of its doings.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Escort_duty Escort duty, ''Fallen London''] ''"A senior diplomat and a veteran spy collar you beside the bust of Lord Palmerston. "Would you mind accompanying this month's reports to the archives at Decency?""''</ref> Employment here is for life. No one leaves the Foreign Office, at least, not officially.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Paisley_(Story) Paisley, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] But once you're recruited, they don't let you go. [...]"''</ref> They have the power to appoint Governors to London's only colony in the [[The Neath|Neath]]: [[Port Carnelian]].<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Face_of_London The Face of London, ''Fallen London''] ''"What a pleasure it is to see you again […] And how happy I am to grant you this honour: the governorship of Port Carnelian. […]"''</ref>
+}}<blockquote>''"The Foreign Office occupies two of the larger minarets and a copper pagoda in Wilmot's End. Wipe your feet."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Foreign_Office The Foreign Office, ''Fallen London'']</ref></blockquote>'''The Foreign Office''' is an almost completely autonomous wing of [[London]]'s government<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_posting_with_the_Foreign_Office A posting with the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] You see, the Foreign Office is a law unto itself. They're mad as hares, if you ask me. And one can't just… use one's influence with them, as one can with the other arms of government. They don't listen to anyone - not even those d—nable sheet-wearing tradesmen at the Bazaar. [...]"''</ref> that is responsible for appointing colonial governors of [[Port Carnelian]].<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Face_of_London The Face of London, ''Fallen London''] ''"What a pleasure it is to see you again […] And how happy I am to grant you this honour: the governorship of Port Carnelian. […]"''</ref> Staffed by spies and diplomats, it reports only to the [[The Ministry of Public Decency|Ministry of Public Decency]], to which it submits monthly dispatches of its doings.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Escort_duty Escort duty, ''Fallen London''] ''"A senior diplomat and a veteran spy collar you beside the bust of Lord Palmerston. "Would you mind accompanying this month's reports to the archives at Decency?""''</ref> It is headquartered at a copper pagoda in [[Wilmot's End]], which has become surrounded by an eclectic variety of architectural additions.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_particularly_foreign_office A particularly foreign office, ''Fallen London''] ''"The core of the building is a copper pagoda. But neo-classical wings give way to hollow marble arches, rainbow glass towers and basalt tombs. It's a warren. [...]"''</ref>
-The Foreign Office is a copper pagoda. Around it unfurl increasingly eclectic additions: neo-classical wings give way to hollow marble arches, rainbow-glass towers, and basalt tombs. The result is a warren of corridors, cloisters, and curtain-draped alcoves.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_particularly_foreign_office A particularly foreign office, ''Fallen London''] ''"The core of the building is a copper pagoda. But neo-classical wings give way to hollow marble arches, rainbow glass towers and basalt tombs. It's a warren. [...]"''</ref>
+== Pay No Mind To Any Strange Noises... ==
+{{Major spoiler small}}<blockquote>''"[There are] two major departments within the Foreign Office. They both have grand titles, but down here, they're known as the Face and the Teeth."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_particularly_foreign_office|A particularly foreign office|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>The Foreign Office has two primary departments, which are colloquially called the '''Face''' and the '''Teeth'''.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_particularly_foreign_office|A particularly foreign office|Fallen London|}} ''"[...] two major departments within the Foreign Office. They both have grand titles, but down here, they're known as the Face and the Teeth."''</ref> They have a professional rivalry; each acknowledges the value of the other’s work, while disdaining the other’s methods.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Can_you_make_a_good_impression%3F Can you make a good impression?, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] Just watch out for those scoundrels in the Teeth. Valuable work, I know, but terrible people. Don't go anywhere alone with them."''</ref><ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Introduce_yourself_(the_Teeth) Introduce yourself, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] We may have business in the future. Just stay away from those heathens in the Face. They lack all morals, and their table habits are disgusting."''</ref> Employment at the Office is for life. No one ever truly leaves, at least not officially.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Paisley_(Story) Paisley, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] But once you're recruited, they don't let you go. [...]"''</ref>
-== Major Departments ==
+=== The Teeth ===
-{{Major spoiler small}}
+<blockquote>''"Go to the University and note the names of any promising students. I'm looking for wit, resourcefulness and a certain lack of moral scruples. Soft, unblemished skin also goes a long way."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Recruiting_at_the_University|Recruiting at the University|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>Headed by the '''Devout Intriguer''', the '''Teeth''' handle intelligence-gathering and the resolution of diplomatic incidents. They are often found far from [[London]], but when they do remain within the city, they typically lurk in [[Wilmot's End]] or congregate in their chapel.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_particularly_foreign_office A particularly foreign office, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] The Teeth concern themselves with matters of intelligence and the resolution of diplomatic incidents. Most of the people you see here are from the Face. The Teeth tend to be dispersed abroad, or larking about in Wilmot's End, or in chapel. [...]"''</ref> The Teeth are in fact entirely comprised of [[snuffers]],<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Taking_a_look Taking a look, ''Fallen London''] ''"Snuffers. The thieves of faces, who haunt New Newgate, who consume candles, who die so much more easily than men. The Teeth are all Snuffers."''</ref> many of whom were recruited from the [[University]].<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Recruiting_at_the_University Making friends with students, ''Fallen London''] ''"Go to the University and note the names of any promising students. I'm looking for wit, resourcefulness and a certain lack of moral scruples. Soft, unblemished skin also goes a long way."''</ref> Their chapel is not Anglican, nor does it bear the symbols of any other [[Surface]] religion; rather, it features stained-glass birds, marble butterflies, golden bees, and statues of angels.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Taking_a_look Taking a look, ''Fallen London''] ''"The chapel is far from orthodox. There are no crosses or crescents or stars. But there are statues of angels. Stained-glass birds. Tiny golden bees. A butterfly in marble."''</ref> It is pertinent to note that all of these beings can fly, and thus "carry with them the airs of the [[Garden]]."''<ref name=":02">{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Order_Vespertine,_Perilous|Order Vespertine, Perilous|Fallen London}}''"You shall harm no thing that flies, for they carry with them the airs of the Garden. No bee, no bird, no bat."''</ref>''
-There are two principal branches within the Foreign Office: the Teeth and the Face. Their relationship is marked by professional rivalry. Each acknowledges the value of the other’s work, while disdaining the other’s methods.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Can_you_make_a_good_impression%3F Can you make a good impression?, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] Just watch out for those scoundrels in the Teeth. Valuable work, I know, but terrible people. Don't go anywhere alone with them."''</ref><ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Introduce_yourself_(the_Teeth) Introduce yourself, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] We may have business in the future. Just stay away from those heathens in the Face. They lack all morals, and their table habits are disgusting."''</ref>
-'''The Teeth''' handle intelligence gathering and the resolution of diplomatic incidents. They are often found far from London, lurking in Wilmot’s End, or in their strange chapel.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_particularly_foreign_office A particularly foreign office, ''Fallen London''] "[...] The Teeth concern themselves with matters of intelligence and the resolution of diplomatic incidents. Most of the people you see here are from the Face. The Teeth tend to be dispersed abroad, or larking about in Wilmot's End, or in chapel. [...]"</ref> The Teeth are composed of '''Snuffers''',<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Taking_a_look Taking a look, ''Fallen London''] ''"Snuffers. The thieves of faces, who haunt New Newgate, who consume candles, who die so much more easily than men. The Teeth are all Snuffers."''</ref> and they tend to recruit from the University.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Recruiting_at_the_University Making friends with students, ''Fallen London''] ''"Go to the University and note the names of any promising students. I'm looking for wit, resourcefulness and a certain lack of moral scruples. Soft, unblemished skin also goes a long way."''</ref> The chapel they congregrate in is an unorthodox one without crosses, crescents, or stars. Instead, it holds stained-glass birds, marble butterflies, golden bees, and statues of angels.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Taking_a_look Taking a look, ''Fallen London''] ''"The chapel is far from orthodox. There are no crosses or crescents or stars. But there are statues of angels. Stained-glass birds. Tiny golden bees. A butterfly in marble."''</ref>
+=== The Face ===
+<blockquote>"''The Foreign Office doesn't usually take girls, but I talked to them. They couldn't say no after they heard her sing! Singing's very important, there..."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/HOJOTOHO!_(Story)|HOJOTOHO! (Story)|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>The '''Face''' manage diplomats, foreign dignitaries, and overseas relations, and are overseen by the '''Cultured Attaché'''. Most of their members remain in London, stationed at the Foreign Office itself.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_particularly_foreign_office A particularly foreign office, ''Fallen London''] ''"...two major departments within the Foreign Office. They both have grand titles, but down here, they're known as the Face and the Teeth. The Face furnishes diplomats, mediates foreign travel and looks after dignitaries from overseas. [...]"''</ref> The Face usually recruit [[urchins]] and children of impoverished families<ref name=":0">[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Charm_your_way_into_the_committee_room Charm your way into the committee room, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] The Face selects its candidates very young, and from usually poor homes. Many are street urchins, or the children of the working folk of Spite and Wolfstack. Curiously, one of the most important criteria is a good singing voice. There's an event in each child's selection process called a 'performance' – although they talk artfully around the details. If the performance is successful, the child is educated and shaped for service."''</ref> in a program called the '''Songbird Initiative'''.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/HOJOTOHO!_(Story)|HOJOTOHO! (Story)|Fallen London|}} ''"'What matters is the message I'm here to deliver: stop interfering with the Songbird Initiative.'"''</ref> These children are selected for their good singing voices; if they accept an offer from a "Songbird" within the agency, they are removed from their former life and friends for security reasons,<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/HOJOTOHO!_(Story) HOJOTOHO!, ''Fallen London''] ''"I wasn't stolen, you know. The Foreign Office asked me to join, and I accepted. We all did! One of the diplomats heard me singing, and he arranged for a Songbird to make me an offer. They give us food and tea, and teach us to sing and do espionage. [...] The only downside is that I can't talk to my old friends, for fear of compromising my identity."''</ref> and their families are financially compensated where possible.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"'J has found a pair of candidates in Flowerdene. Both sing like angels. Second one is female – is that a problem? Paid family usual rates for them.'"''</ref> Those who pass examination through a musical "performance" are educated and shaped for service,<ref name=":0" /> creating squeaky-clean little diplomats loyal to the Office.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/HOJOTOHO!_(Story) HOJOTOHO!, ''Fallen London''] ''"You are led to a croissant-laden table where a young boy in a fitted suit sits. [...] The child beams up at you. He is aggressively clean; he even smells of carbolic. He stands up to shake your hand. "Sit down, won't you? We've much to discuss.""''</ref> Most of the children recruited are boys, but exceptions may be made if a Songbird discovers a girl with an extraordinary voice.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/HOJOTOHO!_(Story) HOJOTOHO!, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] The Foreign Office doesn't usually take girls, but I talked to them. They couldn't say no after they heard her sing! Singing's very important, there [...]"''</ref>
-'''The Face''' manages diplomats, foreign dignitaries, and overseas relations. Most of its members remain in London, stationed at the Foreign Office itself.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_particularly_foreign_office A particularly foreign office, ''Fallen London''] ''"...two major departments within the Foreign Office. They both have grand titles, but down here, they're known as the Face and the Teeth. The Face furnishes diplomats, mediates foreign travel and looks after dignitaries from overseas. [...]"''</ref> Members of the Face are elegant, witty, and polished, but appallingly mannered at the dinner table.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Wrangle_an_invitation Wrangle an invitation, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] You're surprised to see several of them fumble basic points of dining etiquette, but their charm and wit brings them back into the game every time. Where'' did ''they learn their table manners?"''</ref> They are not recruited from the University.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Replacement_Diplomats Replacement Diplomats, ''Fallen London''] ''"The Face Recruitment Committee is sitting today. You know the department doesn't use University candidates, so where does it find recruits?"''</ref> Instead, they are chosen as children, usually street [[urchins]] or kids from poor families in [[Spite]] and [[Wolfstack Docks]]. The selection process includes a musical "performance"; a good singing voice is essential. Those who succeed are educated and reshaped for service.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Charm_your_way_into_the_committee_room Charm your way into the committee room, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] The Face selects its candidates very young, and from usually poor homes. Many are street urchins, or the children of the working folk of Spite and Wolfstack. Curiously, one of the most important criteria is a good singing voice. There's an event in each child's selection process called a 'performance' – although they talk artfully around the details. If the performance is successful, the child is educated and shaped for service."''</ref> This recruitment program is called '''The Songbird Initiative'''.<ref>"What matters is the message I'm here to deliver: stop interfering with the Songbird Initiative."</ref> An individual playing the role of Songbird makes the offer by song. If the child accepts, they are removed from their former life. No contact with old friends is permitted.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/HOJOTOHO!_(Story) HOJOTOHO!, ''Fallen London''] ''"I wasn't stolen, you know. The Foreign Office asked me to join, and I accepted. We all did! One of the diplomats heard me singing, and he arranged for a Songbird to make me an offer. They give us food and tea, and teach us to sing and do espionage. [...] The only downside is that I can't talk to my old friends, for fear of compromising my identity."''</ref> Families are compensated for the child's service, if applicable.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"'J has found a pair of candidates in Flowerdene. Both sing like angels. Second one is female – is that a problem? Paid family usual rates for them.'"''</ref> Though the Face rarely recruits girls, exceptions are made if a voice is deemed extraordinary.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/HOJOTOHO!_(Story) HOJOTOHO!, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] The Foreign Office doesn't usually take girls, but I talked to them. They couldn't say no after they heard her sing! Singing's very important, there [...]"''</ref> The result of this process is a squeaky clean little diplomat loyal to the Office.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/HOJOTOHO!_(Story) HOJOTOHO!, ''Fallen London''] ''"You are led to a croissant-laden table where a young boy in a fitted suit sits. [...] The child beams up at you. He is aggressively clean; he even smells of carbolic. He stands up to shake your hand. "Sit down, won't you? We've much to discuss.""''</ref>
+Perhaps the strangest thing about the Face, however, is their dining habits. Their agents may be elegant, witty, and polished, but they are appallingly mannered at the dinner table.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Wrangle_an_invitation Wrangle an invitation, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] You're surprised to see several of them fumble basic points of dining etiquette, but their charm and wit brings them back into the game every time. Where'' did ''they learn their table manners?"''</ref> At the Office, the Face do not have a grand dining hall, only deep, velvet-draped booths for solitary diners and small groups.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"Members of the Face like to eat alone or in small groups. There is no large dining room, but the Cultured Attaché leads you to one of several secluded booths. Deep upholstery and heavy velvet curtains. A stout waiter appears and raises an eyebrow at your host. The Cultured Attaché nods and the waiter departs. You don't need a menu, it seems."''</ref> And for good reason; they are cannibals,<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Garrulous_Agent The Garrulous Agent, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] '...paid the undertaker five Echoes. Still fresh, though. Looks delicious...' [...]"''</ref><ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"You are not one of us, but we like you. I like you. I think you have a future among us. Away from those detestable unbred cannibals of the Face. [...]"''</ref> and it is not uncommon for them to eat raw meat with their bare hands.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/HOJOTOHO!_(Story) HOJOTOHO!, ''Fallen London''] ''"The child blushes. "I— it's how everyone there eats!" he cries. "They eat as they please. I'm better than most of them. At least I like my food cooked, and I mostly use my knife and fork.""''</ref> They worship a being they call "the Saint,"<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Press_and_the_Dutch The Press and the Dutch, ''Fallen London''] ''"The Devout Intriguer is having a screaming argument with a diplomat from the Face. You hear "...or I'll feed you to the Saint on the roof!" before she turns to you."''</ref> whom they summon to the rooftop of the Office<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"The diplomats and functionaries of the Face are going up to the roof, apparently to meet someone. With them is a nervous small boy you've not seen before. Avuncular diplomats take it in turns to pull his cheek and give him coins."''</ref> via choir songs, hence their selection process.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] The boy starts to sing. [...] What a talent! Where did they find him? He looks like every other grubby urchin in London. [...] Each and every diplomat and functionary launches into song. They're pitch perfect! And what gusto! This is surely London's finest choir. [...] Something up there [...] a winged blackness. [...] It soars around the roof once, twice, thrice, drinking in the music. [...] Back down to tea and smiles. The urchin lad takes a few more coins and is sent on his way."''</ref> It is their patron and protector, but also afflicts them with monstrous hunger and nightmares,<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] we in the Face suffer a certain affliction. You know that we have each performed for... the thing on the roof. It is our patron and protector, but there is a cost. We suffer terribly with nightmares. [...] But worse, we have... appetites. I mean to say, we're not like the face-stealing scoundrels of the Teeth. But... well, let's just say you'd better not share my lunch. You don't need that sort of vitality."''</ref> the latter of which must be soothed with a special tea grown in the [[Flit]].<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Strike_up_a_conversation_at_the_tea_urn Strike up a conversation at the tea urn, ''Fallen London''] ''"The courier takes a gulp of his heavy brew. "Marvellous, isn't it? Our own blend. It grows all the way up in the Flit, you see. It gives me such lovely dreams." His smile would shame a hyena."''</ref> Outsiders may recognize this entity as the [[Vake]].<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"That night you dream of flying through endless airless voids and of the taste of human flesh. A voice far away screams 'SEE! YOU! FACE! KNOWN! FACE KNOWN! TASTE! FLESH!'."''</ref>
-Dining among the Face is a private affair. There is no grand dining hall—only deep, velvet-draped booths for solitary or small-group meals. And their tastes are... peculiar.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"Members of the Face like to eat alone or in small groups. There is no large dining room, but the Cultured Attaché leads you to one of several secluded booths. Deep upholstery and heavy velvet curtains. A stout waiter appears and raises an eyebrow at your host. The Cultured Attaché nods and the waiter departs. You don't need a menu, it seems."''</ref> They worship a being known as the Saint,<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Press_and_the_Dutch The Press and the Dutch, ''Fallen London''] ''"The Devout Intriguer is having a screaming argument with a diplomat from the Face. You hear "...or I'll feed you to the Saint on the roof!" before she turns to you."''</ref> whom they summon to the rooftop<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"The diplomats and functionaries of the Face are going up to the roof, apparently to meet someone. With them is a nervous small boy you've not seen before. Avuncular diplomats take it in turns to pull his cheek and give him coins."''</ref> of the Office via choir songs.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] The boy starts to sing. [...] What a talent! Where did they find him? He looks like every other grubby urchin in London. [...] Each and every diplomat and functionary launches into song. They're pitch perfect! And what gusto! This is surely London's finest choir. [...] Something up there. Where there should be roof and the glim-lights, there is a winged blackness. [...] It soars around the roof once, twice, thrice, drinking in the music. On the last turn, the flight becomes uncertain and the beast shears a stout chimney from the roof, like a sword cutting paper. And then it's all over. Back down to tea and smiles. The urchin lad takes a few more coins and is sent on his way."''</ref> Outsiders know this entity by another name: the [[The Vake|Vake]].<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"That night you dream of flying through endless airless voids and of the taste of human flesh. A voice far away screams 'SEE! YOU! FACE! KNOWN! FACE KNOWN! TASTE! FLESH!'."''</ref> The Saint is their patron and protector, but it is also the source of their monstrous hunger and nightmare.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"It's probably best you don't eat here. You see, we in the Face suffer a certain affliction. You know that we have each performed for... the thing on the roof. It is our patron and protector, but there is a cost. We suffer terribly with nightmares. It's why the tea is so strong. But worse, we have... appetites. I mean to say, we're not like the face-stealing scoundrels of the Teeth. But... well, let's just say you'd better not share my lunch. You don't need that sort of vitality."''</ref> To soothe the nightmares, they drink a special tea grown in the [[The Flit|Flit]].<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Strike_up_a_conversation_at_the_tea_urn Strike up a conversation at the tea urn, ''Fallen London''] ''"The courier takes a gulp of his heavy brew. "Marvellous, isn't it? Our own blend. It grows all the way up in the Flit, you see. It gives me such lovely dreams." His smile would shame a hyena."''</ref> To satisfy their hunger, they resort to more unsavory means:<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Garrulous_Agent The Garrulous Agent, ''Fallen London''] ''"[...] '...paid the undertaker five Echoes. Still fresh, though. Looks delicious...' [...]"''</ref> cannibalism.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Mysteries_of_the_Foreign_Office_(Story) Mysteries of the Foreign Office, ''Fallen London''] ''"You are not one of us, but we like you. I like you. I think you have a future among us. Away from those detestable unbred cannibals of the Face. [...]"''</ref> They are known to eat raw meat with their bare hands.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/HOJOTOHO!_(Story) HOJOTOHO!, ''Fallen London''] ''"The child blushes. "I— it's how everyone there eats!" he cries. "They eat as they please. I'm better than most of them. At least I like my food cooked, and I mostly use my knife and fork.""''</ref>
+== Other Known Departments ==
+<blockquote>''"They said I'd never make a decent spy. Not charming. Not attractive. Can't blend in. But once you're recruited, they don't let you go. And they have other uses. They have so many other uses. Just like this one. Allow me to lend you a knife!"''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Paisley_(Story)|Paisley (Story)|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>The '''Toe''' is a secret department that employs imps as assassins.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Paisley_(Story) Paisley, ''Fallen London''] ''"Mortimer never mattered. We don't care about little dynamite plots. But his outfit violates territorial sovereignty. Sentient non-living items fall under Polythreme's jurisdiction. For a clothes-colony to gain consciousness inside London represents a potential invasion. Too sensitive for the Masters to directly intervene. Too big for Concord Square. I'm from the Foreign Office. Not any department that you'd know about."''</ref> Candidates lacking the necessary traits for traditional espionage are redirected here, at least if they happen to have a talent for murder.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Paisley_(Story) Paisley, ''Fallen London''] ''"I've always disliked formal dress myself," says the assassin [...] "They said I'd never make a decent spy. [...] But once you're recruited, they don't let you go. And they have other uses. They have so many other uses."''</ref>
-== Minor Departments ==
-'''The Toe''' is a secret department that employs imps as assassins.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Paisley_(Story) Paisley, ''Fallen London''] ''"Mortimer never mattered. We don't care about little dynamite plots. But his outfit violates territorial sovereignty. Sentient non-living items fall under Polythreme's jurisdiction. For a clothes-colony to gain consciousness inside London represents a potential invasion. Too sensitive for the Masters to directly intervene. Too big for Concord Square. I'm from the Foreign Office. Not any department that you'd know about."''</ref> Candidates lacking the necessary traits for traditional espionage but gifted in other ways are redirected here.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Paisley_(Story) Paisley, ''Fallen London''] ''"I've always disliked formal dress myself," says the assassin, watching as you pulverise the hat. "They said I'd never make a decent spy. Not charming. Not attractive. Can't blend in. But once you're recruited, they don't let you go. And they have other uses. They have so many other uses. Just like this one. Allow me to lend you a knife!"''</ref>
 The archival wing manages the Office's extensive records.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Report_Courier The Report Courier, ''Fallen London''] ''"The courier emerges from the bronze and jade doors of the archive department. He's carrying a thick report."''</ref> Most documents are encrypted using elaborate nonsensical code.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/It%27s_all_about_the_attitude It's all about the attitude, ''Fallen London''] ''"You have'' Shroom-hopping Results Measured Against Unterzee Vulcanism'','' The Belgians are Coming!, The Tsar's Mechanical Ferret Army ''and'' On the Wisdom of Not Inviting the Bishop of Southwark to State Dinners''. All – apart from the last one – are complete nonsense. Detailed, highly consistent nonsense, but nonsense nonetheless."''</ref>
 == Historical Inspirations ==
-The Foreign Office is located in a pagoda, which may have once been the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pagoda,_Kew_Gardens Great Pagoda] in Kew Gardens. The Pagoda is not a very large building in real life, but perhaps it could have been destroyed in the [[Fall of London]] and then rebuilt.
+The Foreign Office is located in a pagoda, which may have once been the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pagoda,_Kew_Gardens Great Pagoda] in Kew Gardens. The Pagoda is not a very large building in real life, but perhaps it could have been destroyed in the [[Fall of London]] and then rebuilt. All this said, it could also have been built around a [[Fourth City]] pagoda.
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