Snuffers
“A colloquial term for the tribe of face-thieves that prowls the back-rooms, parlours and sculleries in Fallen London. They are named for their appetite for candles, which they devour – though none knows whether they crave the wax, or the flame. They are searching for something, or perhaps somewhere. Facts are elusive, for they change faces as often as a gentleman changes his waistcoat.”[1]
Snuffers are humanoid creatures with a predilection for ripping unfortunate humans' faces off and adopting them as their own. They get their popular name from their diet of candles.
They Look Like Everyone Else![edit | edit source]
"I think you know who my people are. Yes, we're what the Presbyter calls Snuffers. We hail from the Elder Continent. We have been denied. Our masks hide us from the boatman. We do not Partake. But perhaps, one day, we will."[2]
Snuffers are infiltrator-creatures from the Elder Continent,[3] who have settled in possibly every major community in the Neath.[4] They can disguise themselves as any person whose face may be made available,[5] and are consequently considered an immense danger to anyone around them.[6] London's Department of Menace Eradication and the Presbyterate spend a great deal of time and effort into rooting out Snuffers,[7][5][8] but their numbers remain impossible to determine. Despite the rampant prejudice against them, several elements in London, from criminal organizations to members of London's elite, use Snuffers as their ideal spies and informants.[9][10][8]
Snuffers are surprisingly fast and strong for their size, and a single individual can easily overtake their opponent in a one-on-one fight, even if caught off guard.[11] However, unlike humans, Snuffers do not return from death;[12] their masks "hide them from the Boatman."[3] Their actual "faces" appear to be solid, pulsating knots of red muscle,[13][14] albeit with disturbingly human eyes.[15] The Snuffer diet consists primarily of candles,[16] for multiple reasons; neither of these facts has been elaborated upon in depth, but it appears they are both made of wax and sustained by the memory of wax, so candles are a literal source of nutrition.[17] This also lends their breath a waxy odor.[17]
Snuffers can take faces from both living and dead humans.[18] The process is hardly esoteric; generally, they simply cut it off with a blade.[19] In the case of a willing victim, they may apply a numbing ointment during the process.[20][21] Regardless, the Snuffer then affixes the stolen face over their own, securing it with a different ointment to merge it seamlessly.[22] A Snuffer can also change the rest of their physical anatomy to match their new identity.[23] Snuffers are able to reproduce with humans,[24][25] though such an act is considered blasphemous by the Judgements.[26] The resultant half-Snuffer offspring are able to change their faces at will, rather than having to take a face from a victim.[27][28]


Amongst Themselves[edit | edit source]
"In her deep wombs, she fosters life that would not be permitted above. The Garden was one of those wombs. And we long to return to it, we Cousins. How we long for it."[29]
Snuffers, who call themselves Cousins,[30] are the progeny of the mysterious and legendary Thief-of-Faces.[31] At least some Snuffers wish to return to the Garden,[30] from which they were cast out after the Thief-of-Faces assaulted Stone.[32] The Snuffer employees of the Foreign Office have a chapel that features of icons of birds, bees, butterflies, and angels:[33] creatures that can fly, and thus "carry with them the airs of the Garden."[34]
According to the Bishop of St Fiacre's, Snuffers were made as mockeries of humans, and envy them.[35] They remember being cast out of the Garden; humans are also barred, but do not remember what happened.[36]
It is possible for humans to learn the face-stealing arts of the Snuffers, as it was once taught by the Thief-of-Faces to his disciples. One former employee of the Ministry of Public Decency, who now goes by the moniker of the Face-Tailor, has managed this feat.
Notable Snuffers[edit | edit source]
Snuffers are excellent at hiding their identities, but several hold prominent places in various spheres:
- The Bishop of St. Fiacre's is a Snuffer[37], although he is not particularly pleased with this fact about himself. He has cut ties with most of his family and wants to use essences to become something, anything other than a Snuffer. Until then, he takes faces from corpses and the willing. His sister is the Woman in Yellow.
- The Big Rat is a notorious criminal who commands an army of rattus faber and uses them for his bidding. He rarely makes appearances in person, but when he does, he wears a mask made out of rat faces. Despite being at odds with the Bishop of St. Fiacre's, he appears to hold respect for him and makes sure not to target the Cathedral of St. Fiacre's in his heists. He seems to be fond of wine.
- The Scarred Naturalist lives deep in Bugsby's Marshes. He is said to be the last man alive to have seen the Vake and lived to tell the tale.
- The Teeth of the Foreign Office is composed entirely of Snuffers.
- The Moth-cloaked Vandal is half human and half Snuffer.
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The Bishop of St. Fiacre's
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The Woman in Yellow
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The Scarred Naturalist
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A Snuffer from the Teeth wearing a comfortable face.
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The Moth-cloaked Vandal, a half-Snuffer
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