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'''The Campaign of '68''' was a disastrous attempt by [[London|British]] forces to invade [[Hell]]. | '''The Campaign of '68''' was a disastrous attempt by [[London|British]] forces to invade [[Hell]]. | ||
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Revision as of 10:41, 4 June 2025
The Campaign of '68 was a disastrous attempt by British forces to invade Hell.
War Is Hell
"So we mounted up, loaded the pistols and set out to conquer Hell for Her Majesty..."[1]
In 1868, a mere six years after the Fall of London, the British Cavalry was tasked with mapping the vast new landscape of the Neath.[2] As they explored, the British forces found Rubbery Men, devils, and more excitingly, news of the lands beyond London's borders. True to both imperial and Christian ambition, they decided upon an invasion of Hell.[3] However, it was the devils who struck first after learning of the British war plans. They invaded London through the Forgotten Quarter, the ruined remnants of the Fourth City.[4] Several British cavalry regiments were deployed in defense, but as they charged into the mist,[5] they were confronted by horrors beyond imagination. The battle was a catastrophe, and the remnants of the Empress’ cavalry were captured.[6] The prisoners were condemned to work on Hell's slave ships,[7] and the ransom Hell demanded was one soul for each prisoner[8] - a ransom sometimes paid by loved ones, at great personal cost.[9]

Despite this crushing initial setback, a portion of the British Army managed to push forward into the Hinterlands, crossing into infernal territory. One battle took place at Moulin; the region now called the Moulin Waste was bombarded the most heavily,[10] and is now pockmarked with trenches, craters,[11] and anomalies in spacetime[12] from Hellish ordnance. The area remains littered with the scraps of both London's forces[13][14] and Hellish devices.[15][16] Hell's strategists deliberately allowed the British army to advance deeper into their territory, culminating in a battle at the Lamentations of the Violet,[17] a gorge fortified with infernal artillery and diabolic defenses.[18] British forces were optimistic at first, with some immediately attempting to scale the walls of Hell itself,[19] but they were soon crushed beneath an endless tide of devils and infernal artillery.[20] The Londoners resorted to a strategy of attrition, but such a plan was sheer folly against a less-than-mortal enemy; they were forced to employ trench warfare, an unfamiliar and desperate strategy.[21] The Fields of Roses bore the scars of intense combat, and wrecked siege engines littered the landscape: a testament to the futility of traditional warfare against Hell’s defenses.[22]

London did find an unexpected ally in the Brazen Brigade, a counterrevolutionary faction of devils opposed to the republic of Hell,[23] but their assistance was not enough to turn the tide of the war. By early 1869, the campaign had reached a standstill, and soldiers sought whatever small comforts they could in the trenches. On New Year's Day, a group of Londoners set up a game of football, but the devils released prisoners of war to compete against their former comrades[24] — a psychological tactic designed to erode morale even further, aided by the fact that the prisoners had gained infernal powers.[25] The final days of the Campaign descended into chaos. London’s forces, running out of modern ammunition, resorted to medieval siege warfare.[26] Hell, by contrast, deployed an endless array of eldritch weaponry, which not only tore men apart but warped their minds, turning soldiers into deserters or traitors.[27] Some stumbled straight into the waiting hands of Hell,[28][29] while others were caught and executed by their own superiors.[30] The trenches became mass graves.[31][32] Exhausted and outmatched, the British forces broke.[33]

Those who made it back to London brought with them accounts of terrifying sights: burning roses, brass triremes, the relics of Hell's deposed aristocracy, the merciless bureaucracy that supplanted it.[34] Many of those who were captured were not the same when they returned. One was apparently transformed into a devil,[35] and another became a sapient rose.[36] Still others were not quite transformed, but roses burrowed deep into their flesh.[37][38]
Aftermath
After the war, London begrudgingly accepted normalized diplomatic relations with Hell. The devils constructed their consulate, the Brass Embassy, on Baker Street (now known as Moloch Street) and set up an express railway between London and Hell. They forced London to legalize trade in human souls, although this trade remains strictly regulated. Hell also exports coal, sulfur, nevercold brass, and devilbone.
The Violet Treaty,[39] signed between London and Hell, established a neutral buffer zone between the two cities. The part of the Hinterlands west of Balmoral fell under neither jurisdiction, with both parties forbidden from using the territory for espionage, political maneuvering, or religious conversion.[40]
In 1898, with the help of a second treaty brokered by the deviless Virginia (the Lord Mayor of London at the time),[41] the Great Hellbound Railway was founded as a passenger line through the Hinterlands.[42] The Railway brought an influx of people to the old battleground of Moulin, which is now a small hamlet[43] where historians excavate and sell relics of the Campaign.[44]
Veterans

Even decades later, it is not difficult to find veterans of the Campaign around London: traumatized warriors in the bars of Watchmaker's Hill, peculiarly ambitious clergymen, drunkards passed out in the gutter.[45] The invasion left a long shadow on London,[46] but even after such a dramatic loss, some within the Anglican Church hold out hope for another attempt to vanquish Hell once and for all.[47]
- The Regretful Soldier's wife traded her soul for his freedom, but freedom brought him no solace.[48]
- The Bishop of Southwark, a chaplain of his unit at the time,[49] unwittingly caused his regiment to be captured in battle. He went on a hunger strike while rowing Hell's galleys, and eventually signed a contract allowing him to keep his soul and go home.[50] He has been spending his life ever since then preparing for another invasion.[47]
- The Thorned Manservant has grown roses from his skull thanks to a weapon of Hell.[37] He now serves the Palace, where he has organized a support group for fellow veterans.[51]
- The Bellicose Prince, one of the royal children, secretly joined the war effort as a young man; he survived, but was left with deep psychological wounds thanks to the horrors he witnessed and the choices he made.[52]
- Many veterans whisper of a figure called "Nicator" among the ranks of the campaign. Some claim he led the charge to defend London against the devils in the Forgotten Quarter. The validity of these accounts is uncertain.[53]
References
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