The Amiable Vagabond
"He claims to be an expert in snake-wrangling, thimble-twisting and stick-swinging; he professes to be a psychologist, mythologist, and escapologist; he boasts he can tell stories that'll haunt you until you die, and play tunes that'll make stones dance. If all that fails to entice you, he supposes he could turn his hand to signalling."[1]
The Amiable Vagabond is an experienced wanderer and spinner of tall tales.
The Skylarks' Quest[edit | edit source]
"My life is a lark! My king is the sky!"[2]
The Amiable Vagabond is the unofficial leader of a group of sky-travelers called the Skylarks. This gaggle of drunks and eccentrics[3][4] has been enthralled by the Vagabond's tales of the mythical Sugarspun Garden: a fabled paradise where the rivers flow with whisky and the mountains are made of marzipan, and a place where they can rest their heads and put down roots.[5] The Vagabond has led them on this madcap quest across the sky for as long as any of them can remember,[6] and he has the tall tales to prove it.[7][8] In addition to the Vagabond's prowess in exploration and storytelling, he is also a talented fiddler.[9]
The Skylarks meet with approximate regularity at sites marked with cryptic skylark signs,[10] to drink, swap stories,[3] and mourn those who have perished since their last meeting. For all their joy, a Skylark’s life is perilous, and there is rarely a meeting without a missing face.[11]
A Sinister Sister[edit | edit source]
"The Judas Psalm. It contains the only lesson that we need to hear: the promise that those who wronged us can be made to suffer."[12]
The Amiable Vagabond is not alone in this world; he has a sister, the Lank Minister of the Church of the Judas Psalm. The Church is devoted to the ardent belief that the Almighty will rain vengeance upon those who have wronged its congregants - and the Minister's target is her own brother.[13]
The Prospector's Prize[edit | edit source]
"Yes. I wrote the hidden code into the Skylark signs. I tricked Quivers into following them, then threw him in the Well. I did the same to a dozen curious skylarks before him, and a dozen gullible captains. What do you want from me? Guilt? Guilt won't change what I've done."[14]
The Vagabond was once known as Old Tom.[15] As one of the first prospectors to scout beyond the Avid Horizon, he made a deal at a well in the Reach (later named Old Tom's Well in his honor), promising it his life in return for a year of fabulous wealth.[16] The entity within kept its promise: Tom soon discovered the Mother of Mountains and became rich beyond measure.[17] As the day of his death drew near, however, Tom opted to cheat the bargain. Using his newfound wealth, he drew upon his more sinister connections and eventually discovered a ritual that would allow him to exchange another’s life for his own.[18][19]
And so Old Tom became the Amiable Vagabond, and his murderous odyssey began. He led his enthralled Skylarks on a perpetual journey, occasionally singling one out and sacrificing them to the dead sun within Old Tom's Well.[19][20] Nobody remarks on the disappearance of a Skylark; after all, a thousand perfectly plausible deaths await travelers in the heavens.[11]
The Vagabond’s true relationship with his sister is tense and complicated. The Vagabond claims that the Minister is luring Skylarks to the well to foil his plans, but this is probably projection.[21] He also suggests that since he's the only person the Well has ever spoken to, the Lank Minister regards him with jealous respect.[21] She has no particular compunctions about his homicidal practices, but resents that he found a loophole in the Well's terms,[22] and would rather that he simply follow the rules.[23]
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