Mrs Plenty's Carnival...
"You rush down the last stretch of the path to the Carnival, sleeves dusted with crystal-shards. Are you in time?"[1]
Mrs Plenty's Carnival...
The time is now 22:26 UTC. Regardless, you made it in time.
Distracting[edit | edit source]
"It's hard to be sure, sometimes, exactly what's real. Perhaps you only imagined that little ritual. Perhaps you'd have arrived on time in any case. Perhaps all those secrets were only fog. But here you are."[2]

Mrs Plenty's Carnival is located between Spite[3] and the Prickfinger Wastes.[4] It is owned and managed by the one and only Mrs Plenty,[5][6] who has duties[7] she could never let go of.[8] It is unclear if this Carnival is even real; it may all be a dream.[9] Regardless, it can be accessed via a ritual[10] or by arriving on time at exactly midnight. But it's a gamble. A single misstep can be most distracting.[11]
The Carnival's stalls require tickets for admittance,[12] which are purchased with moon-pearls for the price beyond price. Admit one.[13]
The Big Top[edit | edit source]
"A riot of colour! A sea of sound! A place where polite society's rules relax and a costermonger may rub shoulders with a bishop."[14]
The Big Top is the grandest tent at the Carnival. It is completely empty. Performing onstage will draw jeers and mockery from no one.[15]
The Sideshows[edit | edit source]
"The ragged little tents around the edges of the carnival. Throw quoits! Bet on the shell game! Get a tattoo! Have your pocket picked five times in an hour!"[16]
The Sideshows are the less grandiose tents found near the Carnival's outskirts. They feature the Big Rat[17] and the Eater-of-Chains.[18] Neither has much to say.
There is also a fungus-tower here. Further inquiries are welcomed. (Ouch.)[19]
Refreshments[edit | edit source]
"The pavilion is less civilised than it sounds. Some of its wares are surprisingly tasty, if you're brave enough to try them."[20]
The Refreshment Pavilion offers many interesting foods and drinks. Visitors may consume raw meat, fungi, nearby poles, their own memories and limbs...[21]
Carnival Games[edit | edit source]
"The air thrums with the furtive energy of money changing hands. Games of skill. Games of chance. The occasional thrown lizard snatching a bat from the air. What could be better?"[22]
The Games Tent hosts many games of both skill and chance. But only one seems to be played here right now. The Red-Handed Queen is in a chess match with the Beleaguered King: a rather long match, mind you.[23]
Above the Neath[edit | edit source]
"You realise that the sign has changed; and that the wheel now ascends into the roof of the cavern, far above the false-stars. It would return you to the Surface, where the sunlight would shrivel you like a slug."[24]
Beneath the Neath is a partially submerged Ferris wheel that takes passengers into a cavern below the Carnival. Most passengers return.[25]
But the sign has changed. Now the ride takes passengers far above, where [REDACTED BY THE MINISTRY OF PUBLIC DECENCY].[26]
The House of Mirrors[edit | edit source]
"The House of Mirrors squats like an ape in a quiet corner of the carnival. Strange mirrors are labelled in a neat, scholarly hand. It is not a popular attraction."[27]
The House of Mirrors is an unpopular attraction in an ignored part of the Carnival. It contains many labeled mirrors with unique, often dangerous, properties.[28]
But it is completely dark there now. No mirror can be distinguished from another.[29]
MADNESS[edit | edit source]
"You can contain many, but not multitudes."[30]
DEATH[edit | edit source]
"Once again, you have gone too far."[31]
References[edit | edit source]
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