Fungus-Towers
"You duck under a lashing pink frond, and grab the column's cap. You slice a chunk off and leap away before the frond returns for a second swipe. Close up, the column is the same dusty pink as a debutante's dress. Of course, it's been a while since a debutante tried to slice your head off."[1]
Fungus-Towers,[2] also called Fungus-Columns,[3] are twelve-foot tall,[4] two-ton[5] monstrosities that menace Bugsby's Marsh near Watchmaker's Hill.[6] They are also found in the tunnels above Flute Street, where they stampede by the hundreds.[7] They are aggressive creatures,[8] attacking their foes with barbed fronds and acidic effluence.[9][10] They are also impervious to most forms of damage, including bullets, though axes will usually bring them down.[11] The caps of Fungus-Towers are sometimes used as treats for the purposes of animal husbandry.[12][13]
As savage as they are, Fungus-Towers are deceptively intelligent, using their unique morphology to ooze through cages, communicate threats via noises, or even whistle when victorious.[14] Interestingly, it is said that on every St Martin's Day (November 11), the Fungus-Towers of Bugsby's Marsh convene to perform mysterious rites, which are described only as "glum."[2]
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