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== Eggs for Everyone ==
== Eggs for Everyone ==
Whitsun (called Pentecost in other Christian spheres) was always a commonly celebrated holiday in London. Recently, however, the day has begun to be marked by large eggs appearing in inconvenient locations around London.<ref name=":0" /> They can manifest in places as high as chimneys, or as low as the holds of docked ships.<ref name=":0">{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/%22Welcome_to_Whitsun!%22|"Welcome to Whitsun!"|Fallen London|}} ''"Eggs have abruptly appeared [...] balanced on chimneys [...] in the holds of docked ships. [...] size of a beer barrel [...] "''</ref> As is typical, citizens have elected to take advantage of this phenomenon. The '''Effervescent Charcutier''', and his son, the '''Reliable Eggmonger''', have made a fortune selling eggs to Londoners;<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Revisit_the_Effervescent_Charcutier|Revisit the Effervescent Charcutier|Fallen London|}}</ref> unfortunately, their business must remain discreet, as the [[The_Constables#The_Ministry_and_Special_Constables|Special Constables]] also seek to confiscate eggs left and right.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Enquire_as_to_sourcing_an_egg|Enquire as to sourcing an egg|Fallen London|}}</ref>
The day of Whitsun was always a commonly celebrated holiday in London. However, not until recently has the day been accompanied by eggs appearing in inconvenient locations throughout the city. These eggs tend to appear in places as high as chimneys, and as low as the holds of docked ships. Many of them are quite large, approximately the size of a beer barrel.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/%22Welcome_to_Whitsun!%22|"Welcome to Whitsun!"|Fallen London|}} ''"Eggs have abruptly appeared [...] balanced on chimneys [...] in the holds of docked ships. [...] size of a beer barrel [...] "''</ref> Many individuals in London have elected to take advantage of the phenomenon. One man, the '''Effervescent Charcutier''', and his son, the '''Reliable Eggmonger''', have made a fortune selling eggs to Londoners;<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Revisit_the_Effervescent_Charcutier|Revisit the Effervescent Charcutier|Fallen London|}}</ref> unfortunately, their business must remain discreet, as the [[The_Constables#The_Ministry_and_Special_Constables|Special Constables]] also seek to confiscate eggs left and right.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Enquire_as_to_sourcing_an_egg|Enquire as to sourcing an egg|Fallen London|}}</ref>


During the festival itself, many Londoners tend to go, for lack of a better term, egg-mad. The festivities are often marked by egg-smuggling attempts, terrible egg puns resulting in violence, and unpopular egg-themed restaurants. Mysteriously, several [[urchins]] have fervently attempted to acquire eggs as well, for purposes that remain unclear.<ref name = "airs of whitsun">{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Airs_of_Whitsun|Airs of Whitsun|Fallen London|}}</ref>
During the festival itself, many Londoners tend to go, for lack of a better term, egg-mad. The festivities are often marked by egg-smuggling attempts, terrible egg puns resulting in violence, and unpopular egg-themed restaurants. Mysteriously, several [[urchins]] have fervently attempted to acquire eggs as well, for purposes that remain unclear.<ref name = "airs of whitsun">{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Airs_of_Whitsun|Airs of Whitsun|Fallen London|}}</ref>
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== The Stables of the Heart ==
== The Stables of the Heart ==
<blockquote>''"Where does one keep creatures of such extraordinary size?"''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Stables_of_the_Heart Stables of the Heart, ''Fallen London'']</ref></blockquote>[[Mr Apples|Mr Hearts]] has, like many Londoners been experimenting with the various eggs spawned during Whitsun for many years now. In fact this Master is responsible for the clandestine trade in Iron & Misery devices used to augment these eggs necesarry to the highest levels of augmentation possible.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Enquire_as_to_Hearts%27_methods|Enquire as to Hearts' methods|Fallen London|}}''"Augmentations. Unique ones." The Fretful Butcher shudders. "It's been experimenting all these years. During the first year of Whitsun, after it started to... use my premises, it commissioned Mr Iron for some kind of device." The Butcher wipes his forehead with a spotted rag. "It didn't work the way Hearts wanted. It was furious." The Butcher's huge hands flex. "I was cleaning yolk off my walls for weeks." (...)'' ''He resumes speaking, much more quietly. "I understand it is responsible for the black market trade in those Iron & Misery devices, as some kind of vengeance."''</ref> Despite using all the known methods for augmenting the eggs (and inventing a few new ones) Mr Hearts wasn't satisfied with the results for a long while as this Master aimed to make the Witsun beasts much larger - large enough to serve as beasts of burden or riding animals.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Dare_to_ask_the_question_%27why%27|Dare to ask the question 'why'|Fallen London|}}''The Fretful Butcher's brow crumples into a parody of worry. "Not to eat. Or, not only to eat. It keeps talking about beasts of burden, and promises and duties. Oxen and mules and boars and the like, although I don't know any farms that use pigs like donkeys."''</ref> Luckily Mr Hearts seems to have had succeded in this endeavour recently as new beasts are appearing across London as riding mounts.<gallery>
<blockquote>''"Where does one keep creatures of such extraordinary size?"''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Stables_of_the_Heart Stables of the Heart, ''Fallen London'']</ref></blockquote>[[Mr Apples|Mr Hearts]] has, like many Londoners been experimenting with the various eggs spawned during Whitsun for many years now. In fact this Master is responsible for the clandestine trade in Iron & Misery devices used to augment these eggs necesarry to the highest levels of augmentation possible.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Enquire_as_to_Hearts%27_methods|Enquire as to Hearts' methods|Fallen London|}}''"Augmentations. Unique ones." The Fretful Butcher shudders. "It's been experimenting all these years. During the first year of Whitsun, after it started to... use my premises, it commissioned Mr Iron for some kind of device." The Butcher wipes his forehead with a spotted rag. "It didn't work the way Hearts wanted. It was furious." The Butcher's huge hands flex. "I was cleaning yolk off my walls for weeks. My cousin never had to deal with this."''
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''He bites his lip and looks towards the back room, suddenly afraid that Mr Hearts has overheard. There is no sign of the Master, only the uninterrupted noises of rearrangement from within. He resumes speaking, much more quietly. "I understand it is responsible for the black market trade in those Iron & Misery devices, as some kind of vengeance."''</ref> Despite using all the known methods for augmenting the eggs (and inventing a few new ones) Mr Hearts wasn't satisfied with the results for a long while as this Master aimed to make the Witsun beasts much larger - large enough to serve as beasts of burden or riding animals.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Dare_to_ask_the_question_%27why%27|Dare to ask the question 'why'|Fallen London|}}''The Fretful Butcher's brow crumples into a parody of worry. "Not to eat. Or, not only to eat. It keeps talking about beasts of burden, and promises and duties. Oxen and mules and boars and the like, although I don't know any farms that use pigs like donkeys."''</ref> Luckily Mr Hearts seems to have had succeded in this endeavour recently as new beasts are appearing across London as riding mounts.<gallery>
File:Aurochnightmare.png|''Vagrant Oneirotaur''
File:Aurochnightmare.png|''Vagrant Oneirotaur''
File:Terrorbirdmount.png|''Terror Bird Warmount''
File:Terrorbirdmount.png|''Terror Bird Warmount''
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