The Sixth Sacristan
"It's underground. It's in the walls. It's everywhere! Is this gardener just a gigantic intestinal tract? An intestinal tract with a little straw hat?"[1]
The Sixth Sacristan, also known as the Gardener, is a former organ-agent of the Presbyterate that once served as the Prester's stomach.[2] After the last True Khan’s failed invasion of the Elder Continent,[3] the Sacristan was brought as a captive to the island that would later become the Khanate,[4] where it was blinded,[5] grievously wounded, and forced to serve as caretaker of the Khan’s forbidden garden.[6]
The more easily visible portion of the Sacristan wears a straw hat and gardening gloves; the rest of its limbs are fleshy nubs that burrow into the soil like roots.[7] An iron collar etched with the Correspondence encircles its neck (of sorts),[8] forcing it to obey the Khan.[9] It has also been chained, inscribed with countless sigils, and impaled by rusted blades.[10] However, the bulk of its body lies underground, as the Sacristan is a living intestinal tract.[11] This creature wields a spade for both digging and defense,[12] but when attacked, it can also move the blades in its body to slash at an intruder.[13] It possesses an extraordinary sense of smell, and can track even the faintest scent in the garden’s perfumed air.[5]
The plants in the Khan's forbidden garden grow from Elder Continent seeds, which require direct exposure to Stone's power to grow; since close proximity to the Mountain's light incinerates humans, only a being of the Continent like the Sacristan could tend to the garden.[14] It has been dutifully pruning branches, sowing seeds, and gathering the harvest for centuries.[15] The final step in the creation of the Khanate's form of distilled immortality, Year of the Serpent airag,[16] requires the Sacristan to swallow the fruit whole and digest it — a process that takes six hundred years.[17]
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