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<blockquote>''"Taciturn functionaries walk the docks, in the uniforms of postmen. An enormous crowned statue casts a chilling shadow. The shadows gleam with rats' eyes. Their ceaseless chittering rolls like the tide."''<ref name="sunlesssea.miraheze.org"/><br /></blockquote>Dating back to the [[First City]],<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Shiftwork_in_the_Dead_Letter_Office|Feed your undeliverable letters into the sorting machine|Sunless Sea}} ''"One stamped bronze tablet that drops with a clang into a bin marked 'First City'. "''</ref> the island of Nuncio is a place where all undelivered mail ends up eventually; its shores are constantly swarmed with washed-up letters and parcels, attracted by a mysterious magnetic pull<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Nuncio_Beach|Study the odd currents here|Sunless Sea}} ''"It's more as though the whole Unterzee were draining into Nuncio. Except, of course, that force did not affect your ship, when you came this way. It does not stop ships leaving. Evidently it works only on the post."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Nuncio_Beach|Watch the tide come in|Sunless Sea}} ''"There's a new day's wash of post. Some is recently mailed, and some has been in the water a very long time. If it cannot be delivered, then at least it can be categorised and archived against the day when a recipient arrives - even if it seems that no recipient will ever come, because one can never be quite certain. "''</ref> (called simply "the Pull").<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Inky_Blotter|Ask why letters wash ashore here|Sunless Sea}} ''"It's the Pull, they tell you. Dead letters are like so many iron filings, drawn to Nuncio. "''</ref> Nuncio's primary establishment is the '''Dead Letter Office''', where dead mail is cleaned, sorted, and catalogued in the hope of one day allowing its delivery.<ref name=":0">{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Nuncio|Try a shift at the Dead Letter Office|Sunless Sea}} ''"[...] the office: a small collection room where those retrieving letters may state their business. A much larger set of back offices where newly arrived letters and parcels are collected and sorted. A dank, briny smell that never goes away, presumably because so many of the parcels spent time in the water [...] In the back room is a machine [...] [It] shovels sludge-damp letters into the machine's hopper and they come out dried, cleaned, pressed, and sorted into slots by size and quality of paper."''</ref> In the back rooms, an industrious Postal [[Rattus Faber|Rat]] makes endless improvements to the office's sorting machine, allowing it to more efficiently get through the great backlog of mail.<ref name=":0" /><ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Shiftwork_in_the_Dead_Letter_Office|Make a study of what goes on in the back room|Sunless Sea}} ''"The Postal Rat is forever making improvements to the machine: making it more able to distinguish between similar types of package, more sensitive to the age and significance of the contents."''</ref> | <blockquote>''"Taciturn functionaries walk the docks, in the uniforms of postmen. An enormous crowned statue casts a chilling shadow. The shadows gleam with rats' eyes. Their ceaseless chittering rolls like the tide."''<ref name="sunlesssea.miraheze.org"/><br /></blockquote>Dating back to the [[First City]],<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Shiftwork_in_the_Dead_Letter_Office|Feed your undeliverable letters into the sorting machine|Sunless Sea}} ''"One stamped bronze tablet that drops with a clang into a bin marked 'First City'. "''</ref> the island of Nuncio is a place where all undelivered mail ends up eventually; its shores are constantly swarmed with washed-up letters and parcels, attracted by a mysterious magnetic pull<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Nuncio_Beach|Study the odd currents here|Sunless Sea}} ''"It's more as though the whole Unterzee were draining into Nuncio. Except, of course, that force did not affect your ship, when you came this way. It does not stop ships leaving. Evidently it works only on the post."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Nuncio_Beach|Watch the tide come in|Sunless Sea}} ''"There's a new day's wash of post. Some is recently mailed, and some has been in the water a very long time. If it cannot be delivered, then at least it can be categorised and archived against the day when a recipient arrives - even if it seems that no recipient will ever come, because one can never be quite certain. "''</ref> (called simply "the Pull").<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Inky_Blotter|Ask why letters wash ashore here|Sunless Sea}} ''"It's the Pull, they tell you. Dead letters are like so many iron filings, drawn to Nuncio. "''</ref> Nuncio's primary establishment is the '''Dead Letter Office''', where dead mail is cleaned, sorted, and catalogued in the hope of one day allowing its delivery.<ref name=":0">{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Nuncio|Try a shift at the Dead Letter Office|Sunless Sea}} ''"[...]the office: a small collection room where those retrieving letters may state their business. A much larger set of back offices where newly arrived letters and parcels are collected and sorted. A dank, briny smell that never goes away, presumably because so many of the parcels spent time in the water [...] In the back room is a machine [...] [It] shovels sludge-damp letters into the machine's hopper and they come out dried, cleaned, pressed, and sorted into slots by size and quality of paper."''</ref> In the back rooms, an industrious Postal [[Rattus Faber|Rat]] makes endless improvements to the office's sorting machine, allowing it to more efficiently get through the great backlog of mail.<ref name=":0" /><ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Shiftwork_in_the_Dead_Letter_Office|Make a study of what goes on in the back room|Sunless Sea}} ''"The Postal Rat is forever making improvements to the machine: making it more able to distinguish between similar types of package, more sensitive to the age and significance of the contents."''</ref> | ||
Thanks to the presence of the Dead Letter Office, Nuncio also serves as a home to disillusioned postmen who have managed to acquire dead letters during their careers. The letters' attraction to Nuncio eventually takes their owners there, so that the postmen can gather and catalog the dead mail in hope of one day allowing its delivery.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Inky_Blotter|Ask why the postmen came here|Sunless Sea}} ''"Their stories have different beginnings - boredom, frustration, a fellow who was overwhelmed by guilt after a misdelivery - but they always end the same way. Undeliverable letters and parcels accumulating over months and years. Attempts to ignore the undeliverable, to shove it into a desk or carry it in the bottom of the bag. An increasing preoccupation with these items. Finally, a decision: to meet the compulsion, to go to Nuncio and be rid at last of the remnants. The postmen do not bring the dead letters to Nuncio. The letters bring the postmen."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Shiftwork_in_the_Dead_Letter_Office|Converse with the Postal Rat|Sunless Sea}} ''"The longer you serve in the Post Office, the worse it feels. Delivering a letter correctly is good, so not delivering it is bad. The unclean feeling gets too strong and they come here."''</ref> Such a gathering of postal workers has created a culture of bureaucracy, painstaking attention to detail, and patience to a fault.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Nuncio|Assemble a Port Report|Sunless Sea}} ''"The Admiralty won't understand... But you can do your best to explain it all anyway. The theology of postal work, the Pull, the scarred obedience of postmen. The attention to detail that is both petty and sacred. The anguish. The camaraderie among the sufferers. The willingness to endure visitors, even visitors who do not understand their tribulations and ask foolish, ill-informed questions."''</ref> The island is additionally infested with hordes of rats, and Nuncio's inhabitants use their corpses as currency.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Inky_Blotter|Ask why the local currency consists of rats|Sunless Sea}} ''"Two strings of rats for a pint of ale. Three strings for wine. Five for the tolerable brandy under the bar."''</ref> | Thanks to the presence of the Dead Letter Office, Nuncio also serves as a home to disillusioned postmen who have managed to acquire dead letters during their careers. The letters' attraction to Nuncio eventually takes their owners there, so that the postmen can gather and catalog the dead mail in hope of one day allowing its delivery.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Inky_Blotter|Ask why the postmen came here|Sunless Sea}} ''"Their stories have different beginnings - boredom, frustration, a fellow who was overwhelmed by guilt after a misdelivery - but they always end the same way. Undeliverable letters and parcels accumulating over months and years. Attempts to ignore the undeliverable, to shove it into a desk or carry it in the bottom of the bag. An increasing preoccupation with these items. Finally, a decision: to meet the compulsion, to go to Nuncio and be rid at last of the remnants. The postmen do not bring the dead letters to Nuncio. The letters bring the postmen."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Shiftwork_in_the_Dead_Letter_Office|Converse with the Postal Rat|Sunless Sea}} ''"The longer you serve in the Post Office, the worse it feels. Delivering a letter correctly is good, so not delivering it is bad. The unclean feeling gets too strong and they come here."''</ref> Such a gathering of postal workers has created a culture of bureaucracy, painstaking attention to detail, and patience to a fault.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/Nuncio|Assemble a Port Report|Sunless Sea}} ''"The Admiralty won't understand... But you can do your best to explain it all anyway. The theology of postal work, the Pull, the scarred obedience of postmen. The attention to detail that is both petty and sacred. The anguish. The camaraderie among the sufferers. The willingness to endure visitors, even visitors who do not understand their tribulations and ask foolish, ill-informed questions."''</ref> The island is additionally infested with hordes of rats, and Nuncio's inhabitants use their corpses as currency.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Inky_Blotter|Ask why the local currency consists of rats|Sunless Sea}} ''"Two strings of rats for a pint of ale. Three strings for wine. Five for the tolerable brandy under the bar."''</ref> |