Editing Mrs Plenty's Carnival

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[[Madame Shoshana]]<br>[[Jervaise]]<br>[[Hephaesta]]|music = [https://failbettergames.bandcamp.com/track/mrs-plentys-carnival Mrs Plenty's Carnival]|title1=Mrs Plenty's Most Distracting Carnival}}<blockquote>''"Well, the fire-eater is quite the show-woman. And those plate-spinners are rather amusing. But look - a monkey! Weren't you supposed to be doing something here? Never mind, it can wait a little longer. This place is most distracting."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Look_for_the_disciple|Look for the disciple|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>

'''Mrs Plenty's Most Distracting Carnival''' is a year-round fair held in [[London]].

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==Come One, Come All!==
<blockquote>''"Have you been to Mrs Plenty's Most Distracting Carnival? Wondrous. Wondrous! – but watch your purse. Good place to make friends."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Going_to_the_Carnival|Going to the Carnival|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>
[[File:Mrsplenty.png|alt=An older lady with a pearl necklace.|thumb|[[Mrs Plenty]]]]
Mrs Plenty's Carnival is a popular attraction located in [[London]] between [[Spite]]<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Tell_fortunes|Tell fortunes|Fallen London|}} ''"You set up a stall in Spite, far enough away from the Carnival [...]"''</ref> and the [[Prickfinger Wastes]],<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Learn_the_way_to_another_part_of_the_city|Learn the way to another part of the city|Fallen London|}} ''"Mrs Plenty's Most Distracting Carnival, on the edge of the Prickfinger Wastes."''</ref> owned and managed by the one and only [[Mrs Plenty]].<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Have_a_chat_in_the_shadow_of_the_wheel|Have a chat in the shadow of the wheel|Fallen London|}} ''"Catch Mrs Plenty when she nips around the side of the wheel for a smoke. [...] 'Gerrofoutofit, you. I've got a bleedin' carnival to run. Go on, sling yer hook.'"''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Bohemian_Sculptress_has_a_Moderately_Improper_Suggestion|The Bohemian Sculptress has a Moderately Improper Suggestion|Fallen London|}} ''""Dear heart, I was at the carnival, and the proprietor – Mrs Plenty [...]"''</ref> Since the stuffy rules of polite society are less applicable when fun for all is involved, the Carnival allows Londoners from many disparate social circles to mingle freely.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Big_Top|The Big Top|Fallen London|}} ''"A place where polite society's rules relax and a costermonger may rub shoulders with a bishop."''</ref> The Carnival is both profitable and full of distracted patrons, so it is also an enticing target for pickpockets and other criminals.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Work_the_carnival|Work the carnival|Fallen London|}} ''"Mrs. Plenty's Most Distracting Carnival is a joy to behold, especially if you're a pickpocket."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Steal_the_Carnival_Strong_Box|Steal the Carnival Strong Box|Fallen London|}} ''"Mrs Plenty's Most Distracting Carnival is surprisingly wealthy. The strong-box could be taken without undue effort."''</ref>
[[File:TICKET.png|alt=A yellow ticket reading "ADMIT ONE".|thumb|A carnival ticket.]]
The Carnival's stalls require tickets for admittance,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Buy_tickets_to_the_Carnival|Buy tickets to the Carnival|Fallen London|}} ''"The carnival stalls accept tickets. They must be purchased, or exchanged for secrets."''</ref> which are purchased with moon-pearls through a machine that dispenses tickets automatically.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Buy_a_ticket_with_moon-pearls|Buy a ticket with moon-pearls|Fallen London|}} ''"You deposit your pearls in the machine. Moments later it dispenses a roll of tickets. Ah, technology."''</ref> Tickets may also be bought using souls,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Buy_the_stallholders%27_help|Buy the stallholders' help|Fallen London|}} ''"[...] eventually she tells you she gave it to her grandson to spend at the Carnival."''</ref> and the cashier's tent has thousands stored away from customers.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Searching_the_heap_of_souls|Searching the heap of souls|Fallen London|}} ''"The cashier's tent at Mrs Plenty's Most Distracting Carnival houses a vast pile of bottled souls. Thousands upon thousands of them."''</ref> The Carnival can be accessed from a path through the [[Prickfinger Wastes]],<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Route:_Mrs_Plenty%27s_Most_Distracting_Carnival|Route: Mrs Plenty's Most Distracting Carnival|Fallen London|}} ''"You know one of the safer ways to the Carnival on the edge of the Prickfinger Wastes."''</ref> but the route is surrounded by dangerously sharp crystal formations. A single misstep may lead to a difficult [[death]] to recover from.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Learn_the_way_to_another_part_of_the_city|Learn the way to another part of the city|Fallen London|}} ''"Mrs Plenty's Most Distracting Carnival, on the edge of the Prickfinger Wastes. [...] If you fell against one you'd probably wake up in the tomb-colonies."''</ref>

Notable performers at the Carnival include [[Madame Shoshana]] and [[Hephaesta]].<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Visit_Madame_Shoshana,_the_Neath%27s_Foremost_Clairvoyante|Visit Madame Shoshana, the Neath's Foremost Clairvoyante|Fallen London|}}</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Meet_some_high_society_types_slumming_it|Meet some high society types slumming it|Fallen London|}} ''"They're admiring Hephaesta, the strong-woman, on loan from Mahogany Hall in Spite."''</ref> [[Jervaise]], butler to [[Mr Wines]] and husband of [[Mrs Plenty]], also works as the Carnival's '''Bearded Lady'''.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Jervaise_at_Mutton_Island|Jervaise at Mutton Island|Fallen London|}} ''"It is Jervaise, Mr Wines' very own butler, who moonlights as the Bearded Lady at Mrs Plenty's Carnival."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Report_a_story_of_Mutton_Island_to_Mr_Wines|Report a story of Mutton Island to Mr Wines|Fallen London|}} ''"A happy union! [...] Their marriage, renewed, reforged!"''</ref>

==Main Attractions==
<blockquote>''"A riot of colour! A sea of sound! A place where polite society's rules relax and a costermonger may rub shoulders with a bishop."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Big_Top|The Big Top|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''"The ragged little tents around the edges of the carnival. Throw quoits! Bet on the shell game! Get a tattoo! Have your pocket picked five times in an hour!"''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Sideshows|The Sideshows|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>
[[File:Bluetent.png|alt=A blue carnival tent.|thumb|The Big Top!]]
The '''Big Top''' is the Carnival's main attraction. It boasts a variety of performing animals,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Meet_your_bohemian_friends|Meet your bohemian friends|Fallen London|}} ''"Artists and poets of your acquaintance are discussing the wolves' rather lacklustre performance."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Meet_some_of_the_Widow%27s_agents|Meet some of the Widow's agents|Fallen London|}} ''"You see them over by the performing bears."''</ref> stunt artists,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Meet_some_Constables_you_know|Meet some Constables you know|Fallen London|}} ''"Some Constables who you have dealt with before are interviewing a sword-swallower [...]"''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Meet_some_devils|Meet some devils|Fallen London|}} ''"A number of junior devils are taunting the fire-eaters and fire-breathers."''</ref> and spectacles like caged [[tigers]].<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Meet_tomb-colonists|Meet tomb-colonists|Fallen London|}} ''"Some tomb-colonists of your acquaintance hover gloomily near the tiger cages."''</ref> Even the [[Masters of the Bazaar]] sometimes visit, indistinguishably cloaked and under heavy guard.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/...an_incognito_Master%3F|...an incognito Master?|Fallen London|}} ''"A hunched figure wrapped in a [...] cloak and cowl [...] A vigilant throng of neddy men menaces anyone coming too close."''</ref> Near the Carnival's outskirts are the '''Sideshows''', a haunt of the less societally respectable; this area boasts various games,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Sideshows|The Sideshows|Fallen London|}} ''"The ragged little tents around the edges of the carnival. Throw quoits! Bet on the shell game! Get a tattoo! Have your pocket picked five times in an hour!"''</ref> [[Weasels|weasel]] fighting pits,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Meet_some_revolutionaries|Meet some revolutionaries|Fallen London|}} ''"Several members of what they call 'the dynamite faction' are betting at the weasel pit."''</ref> further novelty performances,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Meet_some_Rubbery_Men|Meet some Rubbery Men|Fallen London|}} ''"A gaggle of Rubbery Men is gathered around the musical donkey."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Meet_with_spies|Meet with spies|Fallen London|}} ''"A few spies you recognise are meeting discreetly near the drownie choir."''</ref> and tattoo artists offering outlandish and risqué designs that are popular among zailors.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Meet_some_zailors|Meet some zailors|Fallen London|}} ''"A gang of zailors is getting this week's tattoos. [...] They're keen to show off their latest decorations [...] a three-headed mermaid on fire."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/It%27s_the_zailor_that_horse-butcher_in_Spite_mentioned!|It's the zailor that horse-butcher in Spite mentioned!|Fallen London|}} ''"The fellow rolls up his sleeves to reveal what could be the most indecent tattoo in the Neath. [...] 'I got this beauty at the Carnival. [...]"''</ref>
[[File:Lumps.png|alt=Deep-fried food.|thumb|[[Rubbery Lumps]]]]
[[Rubbery Lumps]], made from battered and fried zee-monster meat, are the Carnival's most popular refreshment. Their texture is tough, but consuming them may incite a feeling of vigor, a desire to swim in the [[Unterzee]], or even further hungers.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Lu-umps!_Get_yer_rubbery_Lu-umps!_Pride_of_the_Neath!|Lu-umps! Get yer rubbery Lu-umps! Pride of the Neath!|Fallen London|}} ''"Alarming beasts dredged up from the Unterzee, hit on the head, chopped up and fried in batter. [...] You wolf down the chewy lumps in moments. [...] They fill up holes you didn't know were there. You feel exceptional! [...] Perhaps you should go for a long swim in the lightless unclean depths of the Unterzee. [...] You've eaten the steaming packet of lumps, and now... you are ravenous! Far hungrier than when you started. [...] Well, they certainly weren't misnamed. Your jaws ache from the work of eating the lumps."''</ref> '''Spore-toffee''' is another snack made from fungi that some consider popular among [[criminals]]. Cooks may drop a shard of [[Moon-Misers|glim]] in the pan when making it as part of a ritual for luck.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Try_some_spore-toffee|Try some spore-toffee|Fallen London|}} ''"The favoured snack of the criminal classes [...] A half-pound of sticky fungus later [...] The toffee-makers throw the odd piece of glim into the saucepan for luck. [...] mutter a spell."''</ref> Other foods offered include pink '''moss-floss''' and '''toffee-puffballs'''.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/%27Meet_me_at_the_contortionist%27s_tent_at_midnight.%27|'Meet me at the contortionist's tent at midnight.'|Fallen London|}} ''"You wander the Carnival for a few hours, eating toffee-puffballs [...] You wander the Carnival for a few hours, snacking on sugary pink moss-floss [...]"''</ref>

==Other Attractions==
<blockquote>''"At MRS PLENTY'S CARNIVAL, ENJOY a DIVERTING EDUCATIONAL AND THRILLING RIDE into the CHASMIC ABYSMS of SUB-SUBTERRANEAN TROGLODYTRY! SEE the FOSSILS OF the ELDER PAST! ENJOY our PAINSTAKING RECREATION of the HELLS OF ANTIQUITY! (REFUNDS NOT AVAILABLE in case of UNWISE DEATH.)"''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Sidebar_Snippets#Mrs._Plenty.27s_Carnival|WHAT LIES...BENEATH THE NEATH?|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''"The NOTED PEDAGOGUE Mrs Plenty presents an INFORMATIVE and EDUCATIONAL EXHIBITION of ANATOMY and DANCES of ANTIQUITY for DISCERNING GENTLEFOLK. You will BE IMPROVED!"''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Most_Educational_Anatomy_Exhibition|Most Educational Anatomy Exhibition|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>
[[File:Wheel.png|alt=A Ferris wheel.|thumb|BENEATH THE NEATH]]
'''Beneath the Neath''' is a partially submerged Ferris wheel that descends into a cavern underground.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Beneath_the_Neath!|Beneath the Neath!|Fallen London|}} ''"The carnival's big wheel lowers brave customers into the earth."''</ref> Passengers are first taken through a recreation of a classical Hades, then through a fire-and-brimstone [[Hell]] which may be staffed by actual [[devils]]. As the ride dives deeper, mysterious pulsations reverberate that evoke a heartbeat or breathing, and glowing, pony-sized slugs provide the only light. Soon after this interlude, the ride ascends back to the surface.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Go_for_a_ride|Go for a ride|Fallen London|}} ''"The first parts of the ride are decorated as underworlds. First a classical Hades [...] a dispirited-looking Charon without a river and a Tantalus who looks a little too well-fed. There follows a genuinely unsettling Hell decorated with smoky red grease-lamps and brass cages. [...] And are those real devils? [...] Then the ride descends deeper. [...] Even for one used to the Neath's dimness, the darkness is palpable and oppressive. [...] Deeper still. Phosphorescent slugs the size of ponies pulse in the darkness. [...] Almost too low to hear, a deep slow rhythm throbs. The heartbeat of some immense creature or a feature of the air moving in the chasm? You are not entirely sorry when the gondola starts moving upward. [...]"''</ref>

The '''Most Educational Anatomy Exhibition''' is an exhibit staffed by various performers, including '''Miss Forward''',<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_female_specimen|The female specimen|Fallen London|}} ''"[...] now study most carefully as Miss Forward performs [...]"''</ref> '''Mr Adoniform''', and a [[The Tomb-Colonies|tomb-colonist]] who is really Mr Adoniform wrapped in bandages.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_bandaged_specimen|The bandaged specimen|Fallen London|}} ''""Tomb-colonist my eye! That's Mr. Adoniform, the male 'exhibit', wrapped in torn sheeting!""''</ref> [[Rubbery Men]] also perform here, but are often heckled by audience members.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_rubbery_specimen|The rubbery specimen|Fallen London|}} ''"The boneless writhing has attracted some rather unpleasant comments."''</ref> They also do not approve of this attraction, and sometimes rescue their fellows from the exhibit in daring escapades.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Arrange_an_escape_from_the_Carnival|Arrange an escape from the Carnival|Fallen London|}} ''"Yet another Rubbery loiters at your door. As you pass, it gives you a moist Carnival flier. 'RUBBERY SPECIMEN! BONELESS WRITHING!' Its facefingers tap the paper sadly. [...] Locating the Rubbery Specimen at the Carnival is a simple matter [...] you grab the nearest tentacle and make a hasty get-away."''</ref>

==The House of Mirrors==
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<blockquote>''"The House of Mirrors squats like an ape in a quiet corner of the carnival. Strange mirrors are labelled in a neat, scholarly hand. It is not a popular attraction."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_House_of_Mirrors|The House of Mirrors|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''"No reflection! You look closer. Closer still. You stumble, and pitch face-first into the mirror... There is a sort of flickering behind your eyes, and everything seems different."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Gaze_into_Dream%27s_Mirror|Gaze into Dream's Mirror|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>

The '''House of Mirrors''' is an unpopular attraction in an ignored part of the Carnival. It contains many labeled mirrors with unique, often dangerous, properties:<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_House_of_Mirrors|The House of Mirrors|Fallen London|}} ''"The House of Mirrors squats like an ape in a quiet corner of the carnival. Strange mirrors are labelled in a neat, scholarly hand. It is not a popular attraction."''</ref>
[[File:Mirrordark.png|alt=A darkened mirror.|thumb|Dream's Mirror]]
*'''Dream's Mirror''' is decorated with bronze cats and silver lizards. It shows no reflection, but those who peer in far enough gain a new way to view the world - and a free stay at the [[Royal Bethlehem Hotel]].<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Gaze_into_Dream%27s_Mirror|Gaze into Dream's Mirror|Fallen London|}} ''"The mirror's frame is decorated with bronze cats and silver lizards. [...]  No reflection! You look closer. [...] You stumble, and pitch face-first into the mirror... There is a sort of flickering behind your eyes, and everything seems different. [...] You have moved to a new area: A state of some confusion [...]"''</ref>

*'''Heart's Mirror''' smells of blood and dust. It also shows no reflection, but anyone who gazes in too deeply instantly [[Death|dies]].<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Gaze_into_Heart%27s_Mirror|Gaze into Heart's Mirror|Fallen London|}} ''"The mirror smells of blood and dust. [...] No reflection! You look closer. Closer still. You stumble, and pitch face-first into the mirror... [...] You are lying on the cold hard ground. [...] You have moved to a new area: a slow boat passing a dark beach on a silent river [...]"''</ref>

* The '''Winged Mirror''' is made of of dark glass with a frame covered in black feathers. One corner is chipped and missing.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Lost_in_Reflections|Lost in Reflections|Fallen London|}} ''"Gaze into the Winged Mirror [...] Dark glass in a frame fringed with glossy black feathers. A single triangular fragment is missing from the top corner."''</ref> This mirror is associated with [[July]] of the [[Calendar Council]].<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Lost_in_Reflections|Lost in Reflections|Fallen London|}} ''"You do not appear in the mirror. In your place stands a dark-skinned woman with a violin. July!"''</ref>

*A mahogany-framed mirror is inscribed with beetles and tree-roots. Anyone who studies this mirror is sent to the [[Mirror-Marches]].<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_mahogany-framed_mirror|A mahogany-framed mirror|Fallen London|}} ''"The mirror is burnished to a deep and treacherously sensuous sheen, carved with beetles and the twining roots of trees. [...] Look at your reflection [...] You have moved to a new area: The Mirror-Marches [...]"''</ref>
[[File:Mirror2.png|alt=A bronze-framed mirror with a warped frame.|thumb|Be wary.]]
*A bronze-framed mirror decorated with gargoyles is said to have been carved by a student of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jules_Dalou Dalou]. The mirror's surface was supposedly forged from [[Moon-Misers|glim]] melted in the furnaces of the [[Brass Embassy]]. It is inscribed: ''BE WARY''.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_bronze-framed_mirror|A bronze-framed mirror|Fallen London|}} ''"'The cavorting gargoyles round the frame are the work of a student of Dalou; the surface is not glass but glim, clarified in the Embassy furnaces...' An inscription in the frame reads: BE WARY.</ref>

*An iron-framed mirror is said to have been forged from cannonballs from the Crimea, with a backing made from silverware stolen from a church. It has the inscription: ''BE UNDEFEATED''.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/An_iron-framed_mirror|An iron-framed mirror|Fallen London|}} ''"'The frame of this mirror is cast from cannonballs recovered from the Crimea. Looted church silverware was melted to silver the glass.' An inscription in the frame reads: BE UNDEFEATED."''</ref>

*A gold-framed mirror is said to have been forged from idols stolen from the '''Pale Tabernacle''', a place of "unearthly delights" spoken of by zailors. The mirror's inscription is unknown.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_gold-framed_mirror|A gold-framed mirror|Fallen London|}} ''"'The gold leaf of this mirror's frame was scraped from idols stolen from the Pale Tabernacle, or so claims...' You don't even read the rest of the label. You're looking at your reflection. Good God, you're gorgeous."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Sidebar_Snippets#Wolfstack_Docks|What is the Pale Tabernacle?|Fallen London|}} ''"What is the Pale Tabernacle? [...] A tall tale told by zailors. They say it's a place of unearthly delights [...]"''</ref>

*A lapis-framed mirror has decorations supposedly from the [[Second City]], though the mirror itself is recent and apparently scratched with claw marks. It is inscribed: ''LOOK BEHIND YOU''.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_lapis-framed_mirror|A lapis-framed mirror|Fallen London|}} ''"'The insets date from the Second City, although the mirror and frame are of recent manufacture. Scratches on the mirror's surface might be claw-marks...' An inscription in the frame reads LOOK BEHIND YOU."''</ref>

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