Editing Mahogany Hall

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<blockquote>''"Fallen London's MOST POPULAR MUSIC-HALL presents a NEW EXTRAVAGANZA of ENTERTAINMENT each and every night!"''</blockquote>

'''Mahogany Hall''' is [[London]]'s most popular and prestigious theatre. It really does put on a different kind of show each day, as advertised: light entertainment on Monday, circus performers on Tuesday, comedy and variety on Wednesday, opera and ballet on Thursday, singers on Friday, magicians on Saturday, and the Kashmiri Princess - Mahogany Hall's star - on Sunday. And the performers are engaged in all sorts of intrigue. They say the magicians are in a civil war...

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== A Popular Song ==
There is a certain dreadfully catchy song in London, that spreads like wildfire. Numerous variations of it exist, and can be heard at [[Mahogany Hall]] and a few other places. Most of them are nonsense verses, but some connect to the Wars of Illusion or simply comment on something that happened during the latest show.

Unfortunately, the song has a tendency to stick in one's mind. More unfortunately, it has a tendency to explode [[Bestiary#Weasels|certain animals]] and leave behind an awful mess.<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Ask_her_to_sing_Pop_Goes_The_Weasel Ask her to sing Pop Goes The Weasel, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"Half a pound of [[Food in the Neath|tuppenny 'shrooms]], a [[The Constables|copper]]'s got the measles…"''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/%27Obtain%27_licences_from_the_Ministry_of_Public_Decency 'Obtain' licenses from the Ministry of Public Decency, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"Every night when I get home, t'here's [[Rattus Faber|L.B.s]] on the ceiling, grab the broom and knock them off..."<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Ask_for_help Ask for help, ''Fallen London'']</ref>''

''"Half a pound of puffball tea, a penny's worth of needles..."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Bribe_an_orchestra_to_play_for_your_show Bribe an orchestra to play for your show, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"Round and round Mahogany Hall, where all the bread has weevils..."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Climb_up_to_the_window Climb up to the window, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"The [[Fingerkings|secrets in Mahogany Hall]] are not all for the reaping..."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Compare_Peppercorn%27s_illusion_to_yours Compare Peppercorn's illusion to yours, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"Up and down the [[Ladybones Road]]..."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Don%27t_be_greedy Don't be greedy, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"Under all the chapel eaves, all the roofs and steeples..."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Help_the_costume_department Help the costume department, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"In and out the [[Parabola|mirror-shine]], the conjurers are sleeping..."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Help_the_prop-urchin Help the prop-urchin, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"Half a knot and half a loop, Peppercorn's left reeling…"''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Help_tie_the_knots Help tie the knots, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"A lady at Mahogany Hall, a lady of [[Bohemians|the theatre]]..."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Join_the_choir Join the choir, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"Half a jar of tuppeny grog, over [[The Unterzee|zee]] and under..."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Listen_to_her_sing Listen to her sing, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"On [[The Church|St Fiacre's steeple]], that's the way [[The Masters of the Bazaar|the Masters]] fly..."''<ref name=":0">[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Sing_your_own_version_of_%27Pop_Goes_The_Weasel%27 Sing your own version of 'Pop Goes The Weasel', ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"A penny's worth of beetles, mix them up and swallow them down..."''<ref name=":0" />

''"In and out the markets of [[Spite]], up [[The Soul Trade|St Dunstan's]] steeple, that's the way [[Death|the Boatman]] rows..."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Steal_ideas_from_other_theatres Steal ideas from other theatres, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"Half a pound of monkey nuts, a penny's worth of scheming…"''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Steal_Peppercorn%27s_ideas Steal Peppercorn's ideas, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"Up and down the [[The Labyrinth of Tigers|Labyrinth]] coils, where's the [[Tigers|Tiger Keeper]]?"''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Watch_from_the_wings Watch from the wings, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"Up and round the knight makes his hop, The little pawn goes forward, The queen cuts through and cuts out his heart—"''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Hum_at_your_opponent Hum at your opponent, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"Half a pound of [[Mrs Plenty's Carnival|Rubbery Lumps]], a pennyworth of beetles, give the spoil to [[Mr Wines]]..."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_most_vexing_melody A most vexing melody, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

''"All around the Labyrinth coils, in and out [[New Newgate]], take a bat from [[Mr Veils]]..."''<ref>[https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/A_danger_to_your_weasels A danger to your weasels, ''Fallen London'']</ref>

'''''"...pop goes the weasel!"'''''

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