Hesperidean Cider
"WHOSO THIRSTETH AND DRINKETH OF THIS, SO SHALL HE NEVER DIE."[1]
Hesperidean Cider is a drink said to grant everlasting life. It is brewed by the Masters of the Bazaar (chiefly Mr Apples),[2] and sold by the firkin at the Echo Bazaar for a very steep price.
Properties[edit | edit source]
"Did you really see the Boatman thrash away at his oar like he was in a boat race? As if he was desperate to get away from you? It doesn't matter. You're back now."[3]

When drunk, Hesperidean Cider heals the imbiber's physical wounds[4] and grants multi-sensory visions of the mysterious paradise known as the Garden.[5][6] It appears to repel and quite possibly scare the Boatman, who can sense the presence of Hesperidean Cider in a person's veins;[7] this allows one to immediately return to life after dying, rather than spend time on the Slow Boat.[8] Cider also protects against sunlight,[9] allowing Neathers to travel up to the Surface without dying.[10][11] Those who have already crossed the Far Shore can be brought back with cider, even long after death,[12] though this involves a complicated ritual and a truly enormous amount of the golden liquid.[13] This beverage's life-fostering effects even apply to inanimate objects, which in this case may not require direct contact with the liquid.[14] Its vapors have the additional benefit of banishing distasteful smells.[14]
The claim that "WHOSO THIRSTETH AND DRINKETH OF THIS, SO SHALL HE NEVER DIE" is a bit of false advertising on the part of Mr Apples.[15] In truth, cider does not offer true immortality in and of itself.[16] The reprieve it grants is finite;[17] the body’s liver will eventually dispel its potency.[18] Lasting life lies only in heeding the visions it grants, which act a compass that leads toward the ultimate source of immortality: the Garden.[19] Even the promise of resurrection rests on uncertain ground:[20] it relies on the Boatman keeping his word and striking a name from his ledger.[21][22] The Boatman does not necessarily have to honor this promise, but he has kept it regardless.[23]
While Hesperidean Cider is quite a miraculous drink, it has one major drawback: it is addictive like other alcoholic beverages (especially when used to keep one's alcohol-soused liver from failing), and abstinence from it can cause miserable withdrawal symptoms.[24][25]
The Fruits of the Garden[edit | edit source]
"You dream of a place of tremendous beauty. The garden reminds you of the great jungles of the Surface, the sky brightly lit, the heat heavy. All things seem to fly here, and the trees bear boughs amply filled with golden fruit."[26]
Hesperidean Cider is brewed from golden Hesperidean Apples, which grow in the Garden and from a single tree in the Mirror-Marches.[27] These taste like any other apple,[28] but they are still potent: consumption not only restores all wounds, but also induces a manic frenzy.[29] A Hesperidean Apple serves as the symbol of the Dilmun Club, an association of immortality seekers.[30]
While the Masters are now the primary manufacturers of Hesperidean Cider, the Capering Relicker was the first to brew it and follow its visions to obtain true immortality.[31]
In the Sunless Skies timeline, Mr Apples (now called the Chiropterous Hoarder) still has Hesperidean Cider, but its supply is dwindling.[32]
Cultural Inspiration[edit | edit source]
In Greek mythology, the Hesperides were nymphs who lived at the far western edge of the world, in a lush garden that belonged to the goddess Hera. The garden was usually placed at or beyond the western edges of the known world, often near or in the Atlas Mountains (in northwestern Africa) or along the great river Oceanus that was said to encircle the earth (in this case, the Atlantic Ocean). In that garden grew the Apples of the Hesperides, or Hesperidean Apples.
Hesperidean Apples were golden and magical, said to grant immortality or eternal youth to those who ate them. Gaia, goddess of the Earth, gave them as a wedding gift to Hera upon her marriage to Zeus. Because they were so precious, Hera sent the Hesperides to tend the apples, but also ordered the serpent-dragon Ladon to coil around the tree and guard them. The most famous story involving them is one of Heracles' Twelve Labors, in which he had to fetch these apples. in different versions of the story, he either tricked the Hesperides, slew Ladon, or got help from Atlas to pick them.
In many languages, oranges are linked with "golden apples," leading some scholars to suggest that the real Hesperidean Apples were oranges and that ancient Greek botanists might have named the citrus family accordingly. Biologist and taxonomist Carl Linnaeus later used the name Hesperides for an order that included the genus Citrus, and the term "hesperidium," denoting a fruit that is functionally a modified berry, is still used to describe a wide variety of citrus fruits. The Parabolan Orange-apple is likely a nod to this connection.
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