Editing Ealing Gardens

{{Neath Location|image1=Ealing.png|caption1=|location=[[The Hinterlands]]|alias=Ealing<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Consult_the_Delightful_Reverend|Consult the Delightful Reverend|Fallen London|}} ''"I like all of our options, except possibly Ealing [...]"''</ref> |allegiance=[[The Great Hellbound Railway]]|notable_inhabitants=[[Rubbery Men]]<br>[[Hillchanger Tower]]}}<blockquote>''"This was once part of London, but it was badly damaged in the Fall. The brick buildings toppled, the wooden buildings burned. Hillchanger Tower lost its crenellations."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Tour_the_Neighbourhood|Tour the Neighbourhood|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>

'''Ealing Gardens''' is a community just outside [[London]], which serves as the first station of the [[Great Hellbound Railway]].__forcetoc__

== On the Outskirts ==
<blockquote>''"Not everyone who lives here is a Rubbery Man or a market gardener. Other people – the very poor, the very eccentric, and the very unpopular – have found homes here as well."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Acquaint_yourself_with_its_present_condition|Acquaint yourself with its present condition|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>
[[File:Mushroom2.webp|alt=A red mushroom with a brown stem.|thumb|100px|A Peppercap.]]
Ealing was once part of London on the [[The Surface|Surface]], but it suffered serious damage during the [[The Fall of London|Fall]]<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Tour_the_Neighbourhood|Tour the Neighbourhood|Fallen London|}} ''"This was once part of London, [...] it was badly damaged in the Fall. The brick buildings toppled, the wooden buildings burned."''</ref> and landed some distance away from the rest of the city.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Take_the_train_to_Ealing_Gardens|Take the train to Ealing Gardens|Fallen London|}}''(Implied. Ealing is far enough from London that it is most convenient to access by train.)''</ref> Eventually,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Acquaint_yourself_with_its_present_condition|Acquaint yourself with its present condition|Fallen London|}} ''"Not everyone who lives here is a Rubbery Man or [...] market gardener. Other people [...] have found homes here as well."''</ref> some buildings were shoddily repaired and new ones were built in a mix of styles;<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Tour_the_Neighbourhood|Tour the Neighbourhood|Fallen London|}} ''"The architecture is a Rubbery parody of London: old ruins propped up [...] new buildings built in [...] imitation of known styles."''</ref> meanwhile, areas that proved beyond repair were repurposed as mushroom farms.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Acquaint_yourself_with_its_present_condition|Acquaint yourself with its present condition|Fallen London|}} ''"The blocks that could not be salvaged [...] have been laid with topsoil for mushroom-growing. [...] has to supply all the plates of London."''</ref> Ealing's citizenry is an eccentric mix of [[Rubbery Men]],<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Rubbery_Observances|Rubbery Observances|Fallen London|}} ''"Saving Flute Street, nowhere in London could really be called a home for Rubbery Men. Even here, they are subject to stares and unflattering comment. But they are more numerous in these parts than elsewhere."''</ref> [[London|London's]] poor and outcast,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Acquaint_yourself_with_its_present_condition|Acquaint yourself with its present condition|Fallen London|}} ''"Other people – the very poor, the [...] eccentric, and the [...] unpopular – have found homes here [...]"''</ref> and fungus farmers.<ref name=":1">{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Acquaint_yourself_with_its_present_condition|Acquaint yourself with its present condition|Fallen London|}} ''"Not everyone who lives here is a Rubbery Man or a market gardener."''</ref> When the [[Great Hellbound Railway]] arrived, it brought with it new visitors and residents of various stripes:<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Acquaint_yourself_with_its_present_condition|Acquaint yourself with its present condition|Fallen London|}} ''"Now that the railway has arrived, it will be rejuvenated."''</ref> retirees from [[Tracklayer's Union]] and their families,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Engage_in_Unobserved_Charity|Engage in Unobserved Charity|Fallen London|}} ''"[...] wounded ex-Tracklayers who live around here, no longer able to [...] work."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Fill_a_stomach|Fill a stomach|Fallen London|}} ''"You smuggle your donation to [...] Union workers – some of them living with their families, and with not really enough to go round."''</ref> [[Bohemians]] seeking inspiration,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Airs_of_Ealing_Gardens|Airs of Ealing Gardens|Fallen London|}} ''"A Bohemian painter struggles up the side of Aescwine Hill, [...]"''</ref> enterprising paleontologists,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Airs_of_Ealing_Gardens|Airs of Ealing Gardens|Fallen London|}} ''"A group of Palaeontologists stand consulting a map."''</ref> and even [[Monster-Hunters]].<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Airs_of_Ealing_Gardens|Airs of Ealing Gardens|Fallen London|}} ''"A cluster of women with harpoons pass you in the street."''</ref> It also brought the '''Ministry of Upper River Development''', which now oversees the growing community.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Airs_of_Ealing_Gardens|Airs of Ealing Gardens|Fallen London|}} ''"A servant of the Ministry of Upper River Development is nailing wood over the door of an abandoned house."''</ref>

===Aescwine Hill===
<blockquote>''"It's the Hillchanger Tower. The one that appears on Aescwine Hill and then travels other places. I've thought for some time that represented another power."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Build_the_station_at_Moulin|Build the station at Moulin|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>
[[File:Hillchanger.png|alt=A rocky spire with windows.|thumb|[[Hillchanger Tower]]]]
'''Aescwine Hill''' is a landmark near the outskirts of Ealing.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Constellations|Constellations|Fallen London|}} ''"[...] it's easier to make out the silhouettes on the horizon: the outline of Aescwine Hill [...]"''</ref> The summit is a popular painting spot for landscape artists,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Upper_River_Artistry|Upper River Artistry|Fallen London|}} ''"The more Nocturnalist Bohemians have taken a liking to Ealing Gardens. [...] some simply paint landscapes of the vista from Aescwine Hill.''</ref> if they can brave the enormous scorpions that infest the slopes.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Offer_your_defensive_escort|Offer your defensive escort|Fallen London|}} ''"[...] a little trouble, [...] a troupe of [...] scorpions the size of house-cats [...] Your party does not get even halfway up the hill before you are swarmed by [...] scorpions?"''</ref> It is also one of the resting points for [[Hillchanger Tower]], which travels across the [[Hinterlands]]<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Build_the_station_at_Moulin|Build the station at Moulin|Fallen London|}} ''"[...] the Hillchanger Tower. The one that appears on Aescwine Hill and then travels other places," [...] It has taken up a place in Moulin now [...]"''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Promise_to_retrieve_the_Honey-Mazed_Bear_again|Promise to retrieve the Honey-Mazed Bear again|Fallen London|}} ''"They wanted to put the stash in 'illchanger Tower, [...] see 'em climb up one morning and find the 'ole lot gone off to Burrow-Infra-Mump [...]"''</ref> but returns atop Aescwine every midnight.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Time_the_appearances_of_Hillchanger_Tower|Time the appearances of Hillchanger Tower|Fallen London|}} ''"Whenever and wherever it goes, it is always back by midnight."''</ref>

The critters that menace Aescwine are called '''Hillchanger scorpions''', and are the size of cats and unusually "well-trained."<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Offer_your_defensive_escort|Offer your defensive escort|Fallen London|}} ''"[...] a troupe of perhaps two dozen scorpions the size of house-cats, [...] are those scorpions? How are they so large? And so well-trained?"''</ref> Their venom can only be extracted when Hillchanger is at Aescwine; otherwise they produce only smoke.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Develop_into_an_Envenomed_Pickle_of_Vinegar,_Vengeance,_and_Hillchanger_Scorpion|Develop into an Envenomed Pickle of Vinegar, Vengeance, and Hillchanger Scorpion|Fallen London|}} ''"To milk the venom from a scorpion stinger, [...] because these are Hillchanger scorpions – [...] perform the extraction during the time when the Hillchanger Tower is in Ealing. Otherwise, all one gets [...] is a curl of clove smoke."''</ref>

===The Rubbery Community===
<blockquote>''"Even here, they are subject to stares and unflattering comment. But they are more numerous in these parts than elsewhere."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Rubbery_Observances|Rubbery Observances|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''"People around here often mention Helicon House, a gathering place of Rubberies and Bohemians..."''<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Track_rumours_you%27ve_been_hearing|Track rumours you've been hearing|Fallen London|}}</ref></blockquote>
[[File:Tentacledentrepreneur.png|alt=A neatly-dressed Rubbery Men wearing a top hat.|thumb|[[The Tentacled Entrepreneur]]]]
[[Rubbery Men]] make up a significant proportion of Ealing's population. Sadly, even here they face discrimination from the town's human residents,<ref name=":0">{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Rubbery_Observances|Rubbery Observances|Fallen London|}} ''"Saving Flute Street, nowhere in London [is] [...] a home for Rubbery Men. Even here, they are subject to stares and unflattering comment. But they are more numerous in these parts than elsewhere. The Tentacled Entrepreneur built his first factory [...] down that block."''</ref> and the Railway's growing influence has negatively impacted the Rubbery locals.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Ministry_Enforcement|Ministry Enforcement|Fallen London|}} ''"'Property of the Ministry of the Upper River – Severest Penalties for Squatters.' [...] a tentacle draws a curtain at the window, then flicks it back into place."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Outflank_the_Ministry%27s_servant|Outflank the Ministry's servant|Fallen London|}} ''"Make it look as though the Rubberies have every right to be here. [...] Afterward, a magnificently tentacled face presses itself to the window. [...] with gratitude."''</ref> The [[Tentacled Entrepreneur]] recently moved most of his operations to Ealing,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Tour_the_Neighbourhood|Tour the Neighbourhood|Fallen London|}} ''"[...] the Tentacled Entrepreneur brought most his operations here, where the factories could expand and the workers live [...]"''</ref> and staffed his factories with Rubbery employees.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Sneak_into_the_Factories_of_the_Tentacled_Entrepreneur|Sneak into the Factories of the Tentacled Entrepreneur|Fallen London|}} ''"The factory floor requires the Rubbery men to sit closer together than seems comfortable."''</ref>

[[Helicon House]] is an important institution in Ealing, especially for the Rubbery community.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Construe_a_significant_burble|Construe a significant burble|Fallen London|}} ''"Interlocked tentacles: a gathering place."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Pay_in_the_currency_of_perishable_wealth|Pay in the currency of perishable wealth|Fallen London|}} ''"If you [...] observe several Rubbery persons conversing among themselves, you should refrain from joining [...] without [...] invitation."''</ref> Within its walls, Rubbery people freely express and engage with their artistry and culture,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Listen_to_the_compositions|Listen to the compositions|Fallen London|}} ''"The finest Rubbery composers present their art here [...]"''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Contribute_some_extra_practitioners|Contribute some extra practitioners|Fallen London|}}''"The Campanologist and the Herald join in enthusiastically. They have such limited opportunities to show their talents, in ordinary circumstances."''</ref> allowing ideas to flourish and evolve.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Listen_to_the_compositions|Listen to the compositions|Fallen London|}} ''"The music establishes a beat, and then abruptly deviates from it. [...] there is a meaning in those dissonances, [...] It is a music of approximation; it offers imperfection as a necessary state, and mutation as inevitable."''</ref>

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