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<blockquote>''"The Cantankeri are lumbering, half-fossilised isopods that will attack anything they disapprove of. Given that they are very ancient and murderously grumpy, that means almost everything."''<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.fandom.com/wiki/Cantankeri|A Cantankeri, Placated|Sunless Skies|}}</ref></blockquote>
Cantankeri whole.png|Cantankeri
The '''Cantankeri''' are large, floating isopods with a very grumpy disposition. They can be found in all corner of [[The High Wilderness|the High Wilderness]]. Their bodies are made almost entirely of stone, likely as a result of sleeping inside of rocks for a very long time.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.fandom.com/wiki/Cantankeri|Retrieve the stomach|Sunless Skies|}}</ref> They seem to prefer to slumber near large stores of hours, a fact that proves very inconvenient to anyone trying to mine hour geodes.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.fandom.com/wiki/The_War_of_Fossils|The War of Fossils|Sunless Skies|}}</ref> Cantankeri are best known, however, for their terrible tempers. Reportedly, they have a murderous hatred of everything "new" - a category that, due to their extreme age, seems to include almost everything.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.fandom.com/wiki/Cantankeri|A Cantankeri, Placated|Sunless Skies|}}</ref>
Bull Cantankeri whole 1.png|Bull Cantankeri
Colonisedcantankeri.png|Colonised Cantankeri
</gallery>|location=[[The High Wilderness]]}}<blockquote>''"The Cantankeri are lumbering, half-fossilised isopods that will attack anything they disapprove of. Given that they are very ancient and murderously grumpy, that means almost everything."''<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Cantankeri|A Cantankeri, Placated|Sunless Skies}}</ref></blockquote>


'''Cantankeri''' are sky-beasts that menace the [[High Wilderness]].__FORCETOC__
In rare cases, moments of bitterness can form into hour geodes inside of a cantankeri's heart, making them grow in size and form extra layers of rock over their bodies.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.fandom.com/wiki/Bull_Cantankeri|Use your cannery to extract its heart|Sunless Skies|}}</ref> These elephant-sized isopods are called '''Bull Cantankeri''' and are treated as kings among their kind.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.fandom.com/wiki/Bull_Cantankeri|A Bull Cantankeri, Defeated|Sunless Skies|}}</ref> Smaller cantankeri can sometimes be found tightly clinging to the stomachs of their larger kin, though the reason for this behavior isn't clear.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.fandom.com/wiki/Bull_Cantankeri|Capture a lesser cantankeri clinging to the bull's underbelly|Sunless Skies|}}</ref>
 
== Get Off My Space-Lawn ==
<blockquote>''"They only have one story, and it's about how everything's terrible now."''<ref name = "tale">{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Looting#CantankeriTale|CantankeriTale|Sunless Skies}}</ref></blockquote>
 
Cantankeri are large isopods found all over the [[High Wilderness]].<ref name = "fossil">{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Cantankeri|A Cantankeri, Placated|Sunless Skies}} ''"The Cantankeri are lumbering, half-fossilised isopods [...]"''</ref><ref name = "ram">{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Cantankeri|Description|Sunless Skies}} ''"A Cantankeri is a type of Sky-Beast found in all four regions. [...] If they collide, they will deal 4 Hull damage. Having only 25 Health and no ranged attacks [...]"''</ref> They are semi-fossilized and encased in rock-solid shells,<ref name = "fossil"/><ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Cantankeri|Retrieve the stomach|Sunless Skies}} ''"Its shell is too tough to crack."''</ref> which they use to attack locomotives by ramming them.<ref name = "ram"/> Cantankeri are slow to die, perhaps due to their "calcified nerves,"<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Looting#Cantankeri|Cantankeri|Sunless Skies}} ''"They can be slow to die. Stubbornness, perhaps, or the sluggish journey of signals along their calcified nerves."''</ref> and debris from their corpses may still threaten passing skyfarers.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Cantankeri|Sift through the pulverised rubble|Sunless Skies}} ''"A sudden wind drives the jagged Cantankeri-fragments against your hull. They crack against your windows [...]"''</ref> Their meat is edible, but generally tasteless;<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Cantankeri|Deploy your canning equipment|Sunless Skies}} ''"Enough remains of the creature to extract several meals of tasteless mush."''</ref> however, their shells are often studded with gems and precious metals.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Cantankeri|Sift through the pulverised rubble|Sunless Skies}} ''"When you dig the shards free, you find some of them gleam with veins of semi-precious stones. [...] you do find a few fragments of carapace, veined with what looks like gold."''</ref>
[[File:Hybras ambience small.png|alt=A gloomy town.|thumb|130x130px|[[Hybras]]]]
A group of cantankeri is called a '''disgruntlement'''.<ref name="miners">{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Spectacles#The_Reach|Braley Rock|Sunless Skies}} ''"Miners dug too deep into this worldlet, disturbing a disgruntlement of Cantankeri."''</ref> The fungi near [[Hybras]] sometimes engulf entire disgruntlements of cantankeri, forming revolting horrors called '''Colonised Cantankeri'''.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Colonised_Cantankeri|Colonised Cantankeri|Sunless Skies}} ''"Colonised Cantankeri can often be found near Hybras."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Colonised_Cantankeri|A Colonised Cantankeri, Pulverised|Sunless Skies}} ''"A palpitating mycological mass [...] a growth of livid fungus has engulfed a small herd of cantankeri."''</ref>
 
According to skyfarers' tales, cantankeri once had a planet of their own long before the Earth was formed. As their planet crumbled, they refused to take any action besides burrowing in its crust, and eventually they woke up in their former home's rubble. Now they roam the Wilderness aiming to destroy anything new they disapprove of; given their age, this is ''most'' things they encounter.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Looting#CantankeriTale|CantankeriTale|Sunless Skies}} ''""They hate new things," [...] That's why they attack engines. [...] Everything's new, to them. Their world died before ours was even born." [...] I heard [...] that when their world was dying, they didn't fix it, or try to leave. They just burrowed into its crust, and slept until the end. It crumbled around them, and they woke amongst its fragments. [...]"''</ref> The veracity of this tale is surprisingly plausible, as ancient fossils of predatory creatures have been observed embedded within cantankeri shells.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Cantankeri|Prise precious stones from its carapace|Sunless Skies}} ''"Valuable stones glimmer amidst the whorls of uncanny fossils. The fossils' shapes are sinuous and predatory, preserved for unknown aeons in the Cantankeri's stony skin."''</ref> It is not known if any cantankeri exist that were not part of their homeworld's original population.
 
=== Cantankeri and Hours ===
<blockquote>''"I served on the Nibelung, a mining engine out of Lustrum. We were cracking sky-rocks, digging out hours. But the seventh rock didn't hold hours, it held one of those. Devil battered halfway through the hull before we got away."''<ref name = "tale"/></blockquote>
 
<blockquote>''"After much boring you reach its heart, grey and brittle. Cracking it open, you find a cluster of gritty hours inside: the preserved moments of an old bitterness upon which a common cantankeri dwelled, bloating into a bull as it accreted new layers of plating and spite like a pearl around a grain of sand, or a gallstone around its first fleck of crystal."''<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Bull_Cantankeri|Use your cannery to extract its heart|Sunless Skies}}</ref></blockquote>
[[File:BarrelofUnseasonedHours.webp|alt=Geodes containing gemstones.|thumb|130x130px|[[Hours]]]]
Cantankeri are infamous for hibernating on and within rocks containing [[hours]],<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Discoveries#Sky-Rocks|Sky-Rocks|Sunless Skies}} ''"Cantankeri cleave to rocks like these. They rarely appreciate visitors."''</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/The_War_of_Fossils|Mine for unclaimed Hours|Sunless Skies}} ''"[...] you crawl into the fossil deep. To you dismay, you discover cantankeri sleep over the geodes of hours [...]"''</ref> sometimes in large numbers.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/A_Boil_of_Cantankeri|Flee!|Sunless Skies}} ''"Your crew hurry forwards, spurred by the encroaching wall of livid cantankeri at their backs."''</ref> Miners looking for riches may stumble upon these creatures, with deadly consequences.<ref name = "miners"/> Interestingly, cantankeri have been observed guarding hours "as though incubating eggs" during their slumber.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/The_War_of_Fossils|Mine for unclaimed Hours|Sunless Skies}} ''"To you dismay, you discover cantankeri sleep over the geodes of hours, as though incubating eggs."''</ref> It is not clear whether this behavior occurs because cantankeri are drawn to rest near hours, or because they spawn hours themselves.
 
'''Bull Cantankeri''' are elephant-sized cantankeri considered royalty among their kind.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Bull_Cantankeri|A Bull Cantankeri, Defeated|Sunless Skies}} ''"This bull was a king of its kind. An isopod with the dimensions of an elephant [...]"''</ref> They are aggressive and studded with the remains of past foes,<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Bull_Cantankeri|Prise otherworldly artefacts from between its plates|Sunless Skies}} ''"Bull cantankeri are aggressive, [...] will bash themselves against a foe until either it or they are dead. [...] fragments or belongings of their victims to become wedged in the bull's carapace."''</ref> and carry younger cantankeri on their underbellies.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Bull_Cantankeri|Capture a lesser cantankeri clinging to the bull's underbelly|Sunless Skies}} ''"Your crew try to tangle the younger cantankeri in a net before it wakes."''</ref> Bull cantankeri are formed when common cantankeri dwell upon old moments of bitterness; eventually, their bodies accumulate more and more layers of plating, and the moment itself calcifies into solid hours deep within their bodies.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.miraheze.org/wiki/Bull_Cantankeri|Use your cannery to extract its heart|Sunless Skies}} ''"After much boring you reach its heart, grey and brittle. [...] you find a cluster of gritty hours inside: the preserved moments of an old bitterness upon which a common cantankeri dwelled, bloating into a bull as it accreted new layers of plating and spite like a pearl [...]"''</ref>


According to skyfarers' tales, the cantankeri lived on their own planet a long time ago. But as its condition deteriorated, they refused to solve the problem or leave it behind; instead, they chose to burrow into its crust, and slept there until it was destroyed, leaving them to roam the new and unfamiliar skies with endless bitterness.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlessskies.fandom.com/wiki/Looting#CantankeriTale|CantankeriTale|Sunless Skies|}}</ref><gallery widths="130">
Cantankeri whole.png|A typical Cantankeri.
Bull Cantankeri whole 1.png|A Bull Cantankeri.
Colonisedcantankeri.png|A small herd of Cantankeri colonised by a very aggresive fungus.
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