Behemoustaches

"Take its teeth as trophies, and its bones for corsets. What of its moustache? So many possibilities! Cut it up for exotic antimacassars; place it over the door of your lodgings as a warning to burglars; sell it to the Young Stags club, back in London, as a mascot."

Behemoustaches are massive fish with glorious mustaches who favor the warmer waters of the Unterzee. Their meat is edible, their bones are used in making corsets, and their moustaches make excellent trophies.