The Tragedy Procedures

Take comfort - there are arrangements for every reckoning.

The Tragedy Procedures are The Masters' plans and arrangements, and how they will deal with any scenario that puts them at risk. Due to The Masters being nearly unkillable, this is usually an apocalyptic event.

"In the event of unscheduled overflow, fly from London. The air is the only refuge; glide until the lacre subsides"

"In the event of suspected impersumption by the Thief-of-Faces, convene the Committee for the General Benefit. All Masters to submitify themselves to the Presumption, the Red Levy, and the Caged Choir."

"If stone pigs roused, valued servants to proceed calmly to Acacia Dock. Evacuation ships to carry them to Port Carnelian. Leave that which is beloved behind."

"...in the event that the Drowned stirs, we will apply the measures indicated in Annex Thirty-Three; Annex Thirty-Four; the Prelapsarian Conditionals; and the Spire-Sign. Through these measures..."