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There is also the Dadd wing, which contain the museum collection of human remains.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.fandom.com/wiki/Visit_the_Museum_of_Mistakes|iki/Visit the Museum of Mistakes|Fallen London|}}</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’The Dadd Wing houses the Museum's collection of human remains.’</ref> It require a separate ticket to enter.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’ADMITTANCE to the DADD WING ONLY, it says, in tiny print. And on the back: Not valid for other wings. Entry at bearer's own risk.’</ref> This part of the museum contain glass cases, sarcophages,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’ Its gallery is crammed – on both ground floor and mezzanine – with sarcophagi, dusty glass cases, and tables of jumbled exhibits.’</ref> the skin of of human faces,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Ask_around_6|Ask around 6|Fallen London|}}</ref> part of a skull<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’It is a round curve of thin bone. You examine the label: Calvarium. Canterbury, 1170.’</ref> and its oldest exibit,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’"Its oldest exhibit is a collection of statuettes and jars."’</ref> a collection of Ushabi and Canopic jar given by one Troubled Painter.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’Their plaque is less gnomic than most. Ushabtiu & canopic jars. Nile valley. It names the donor as a certain Troubled Painter.’</ref> This mysterious painter lives in the [[The Royal Bethlehem Hotel]] and his name might start with an R.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’Eventually, you find a copy of the Museum's correspondence with the Troubled Painter, misfiled under 'R'. You note his address: a suite at the Royal Bethlehem Hotel.’</ref> (Perhaps he his titular Richard Dadd...)<ref>{{Citation|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dadd|Richard_Dadd|Wikipedia|}}</ref>
There is also the Dadd wing, which contain the museum collection of human remains.<ref>{{Citation|https://sunlesssea.fandom.com/wiki/Visit_the_Museum_of_Mistakes|iki/Visit the Museum of Mistakes|Fallen London|}}</ref><ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’The Dadd Wing houses the Museum's collection of human remains.’</ref> It require a separate ticket to enter.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’ADMITTANCE to the DADD WING ONLY, it says, in tiny print. And on the back: Not valid for other wings. Entry at bearer's own risk.’</ref> This part of the museum contain glass cases, sarcophages,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’ Its gallery is crammed – on both ground floor and mezzanine – with sarcophagi, dusty glass cases, and tables of jumbled exhibits.’</ref> the skin of of human faces,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/Ask_around_6|Ask around 6|Fallen London|}}</ref> part of a skull<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’It is a round curve of thin bone. You examine the label: Calvarium. Canterbury, 1170.’</ref> and its oldest exibit,<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’"Its oldest exhibit is a collection of statuettes and jars."’</ref> a collection of Ushabi and Canopic jar given by one Troubled Painter.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’Their plaque is less gnomic than most. Ushabtiu & canopic jars. Nile valley. It names the donor as a certain Troubled Painter.’</ref> This mysterious painter lives in the [[The Royal Bethlehem Hotel]] and his name might start with an R.<ref>{{Citation|https://fallenlondon.wiki/wiki/The_Affair_of_the_Impatient_Apprentice|The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice|Fallen London|}}’Eventually, you find a copy of the Museum's correspondence with the Troubled Painter, misfiled under 'R'. You note his address: a suite at the Royal Bethlehem Hotel.’</ref> (Perhaps he his titular Richard Dadd...)<ref>{{Citation|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dadd|Richard Dadd|Wikipedia|}}</ref>


== References ==
== References ==

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"Everyone has heard of the Museum of Mistakes. Hardly anyone has been inside it."[1]

(art from SS)

The Museum of Mistakes; a dusty old institution on Ladybones Road[2] run by the Ministry of Public Decency,[3] and a damnable pain to actually get into. It holds all sorts of ancient things, reminders of old indiscretions and errors.[3] The item contained whithin can defy belief.

Records of Failures

The Museum has seventy-seven doors, but not all of them are real; some are just painted onto the wall, others hold traps designed to give any intruder a really miserable day.[4] Perhaps it’d be best just to get in legitimately… but that might be an even more difficult task, given the bureaucratic labyrinth[5] that is the nine stage application process.[6][7]

If one did manage to get in, here are some of the sights you might see;

  • A corroded brass microscope smelling faintly of ammonia[8]
  • Old musket-balls[9]
  • Jade carvings[10]
  • A half-eaten fig[9][11]
  • A three thousand year old bit of black sailcloth,[9] labelled 'Achaean, c 1200BC'[11]
  • First City Coins[9]
  • Diamonds[9]
  • A stuffed two-headed bat[11]
  • Two locks of hair; one amber, one dark.[11]

There is also the Dadd wing, which contain the museum collection of human remains.[12][13] It require a separate ticket to enter.[14] This part of the museum contain glass cases, sarcophages,[15] the skin of of human faces,[16] part of a skull[17] and its oldest exibit,[18] a collection of Ushabi and Canopic jar given by one Troubled Painter.[19] This mysterious painter lives in the The Royal Bethlehem Hotel and his name might start with an R.[20] (Perhaps he his titular Richard Dadd...)[21]

References

  1. ↑ The Museum of Mistakes, Fallen London
  2. ↑ The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice, Fallen London ’The entrance lies behind a gate of amber on Ladybones Road.’
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Prepare your Theft from the Museum of Mistakes!, Fallen London
  4. ↑ Reconnoitre, Fallen London
  5. ↑ The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice, Fallen London ’The Ministry uses every weapon in its formidable battery of paperwork to dissuade visitors to the Museum.’
  6. ↑ The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice, Fallen London ’There is a nine-stage application process. You're probably going to need more ink.’
  7. ↑ Use your contacts to prepare the ground, Fallen London
  8. ↑ Sidebar Snippets, Fallen London ’Snow in the Neath?’
  9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 9.2 9.3 9.4 Steal the coins!, Fallen London
  10. ↑ Attend with pleasure, Fallen London
  11. ↑ 11.0 11.1 11.2 11.3 Find a way in, Fallen London
  12. ↑ iki/Visit the Museum of Mistakes, Fallen London
  13. ↑ The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice, Fallen London ’The Dadd Wing houses the Museum's collection of human remains.’
  14. ↑ The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice, Fallen London ’ADMITTANCE to the DADD WING ONLY, it says, in tiny print. And on the back: Not valid for other wings. Entry at bearer's own risk.’
  15. ↑ The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice, Fallen London ’ Its gallery is crammed – on both ground floor and mezzanine – with sarcophagi, dusty glass cases, and tables of jumbled exhibits.’
  16. ↑ Ask around 6, Fallen London
  17. ↑ The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice, Fallen London ’It is a round curve of thin bone. You examine the label: Calvarium. Canterbury, 1170.’
  18. ↑ The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice, Fallen London ’"Its oldest exhibit is a collection of statuettes and jars."’
  19. ↑ The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice, Fallen London ’Their plaque is less gnomic than most. Ushabtiu & canopic jars. Nile valley. It names the donor as a certain Troubled Painter.’
  20. ↑ The Affair of the Impatient Apprentice, Fallen London ’Eventually, you find a copy of the Museum's correspondence with the Troubled Painter, misfiled under 'R'. You note his address: a suite at the Royal Bethlehem Hotel.’
  21. ↑ Richard Dadd, Wikipedia
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